Lovino Vargas walked like speed of light back to his vesp and left behind the bad place behind him. Lovino Vargas had to ride his vespa really fast back to the church but Lovino Vargass gas ran out. Lovino Vargas jumped fast off the vespa and landed on dead peoples hands.
"Feliciano Vargas is now these hands... i must kill the fucking pedo and live up to full-life consequences!" Lovino Vargas said out loud.
Lovino Vargas picked up a tommy gun and aimed it at trees to see if he could. Lovino Vargas shot and tree fell down in front of him. Lovino Vargas seen eggs fall out of the tree and he put them back home safe.
"These gilbirds dont have to see Feliciano Vargas yet. its not time." Lovino Vargas said to him.
Lovino Vargas had to walked faster and was back at his chuch alter and pray to god. He prayed realy hard and god told him of fucking pedo.
"I know his weakness now" Lovino Vargas said. And after that he got text message from someone. Lovino Vargas opened up the texts and read them.
"Dear Lovino Vargas, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Feliciano Vargas for la tomatina. Love boss spain." Lovino Vargas looked at it and got sad and yelled "I WILL KILL THE PEDO AND FELICIANO VARGAS WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!" then he turned on off the cellphone and wet on the stairs again up to his other more faster vespa that had gas in it this time.
Lovino Vargas put the tommy gun on his vespa and his machine gun and his rocket gun that he found on the side of the vespa. He went through traffic and went fast like litning to back to Berlin and back to the bad place where Feliciano Vargas was. Lovino Vargas went off road and did backflips and landed on back wheels but kept going too.
Lovino Vargas went really fast again like before and was soon back again at Berlin but saw more potato bastards. Lovino Vargas said to them "Potato bastards i have killed your friends at the old house and i dont want to shoot your heads. move near the countrysides and you will not die of Lovino Vargas." The potato bastards said that "no we will kill you" and walked fast to Lovino Vargass vespa. Lovino Vargas waited until they were in front of his vespa and backflipped off his bars and shot heads below and landed and walked fast to where the fucking pedo was.
"you will be one of us!" yelled the dead potato bastards. Lovino Vargas laughed and shot a rocket at them.
Lovino Vargas saw the fucking pedo far down the road and walked slow this time. He walked really slow like a turtle and sat down on a rock and watched the fucking pedo near the dead fucking kraut and where the place that Feliciano Vargas was. The fucking pedo was laughing at Lovino Vargas so Lovino Vargas said "YOU WILL NOT LAUGH AT ME!" and shot a rocket at him since that was his weakness.
The fucking pedo died and Lovino Vargas was happy. He walked over to the dead fuckers and put them under the ground and planted tomats on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was tasty things there now to be happy.
Lovino Vargas walked to where Feliciano Vargas was lying dead and crushed from the fucking pedos dick and looked down. A tear droped out of Lovino Vargass eye and landed on Feliciano Vargas.
"You are dead bro and i killed the evil pedo." Lovino Vargas told Feliciano Vargas
Then Lovino Vargas saw something bad. A potato was on Feliciano Vargas! Feliciano Vargas standed up and said "Lovino Vargas... you got here slow and now i am potato bastard. you will pay..."
to be continued...?