Disclaimer: I do not own him, but Alucard will bang everything in this story. If you've got a problem with that, don't read it. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Alucard knew it was about that time. He was about that age. That tender and precarious age in a young half-vampire's life when he felt compelled to do everything. Literally.
Maria Renard walked by.
Simon Belmont strolled into town.
Soma Cruz casually power-walked by.
Alucard was feeling pretty good about himself.