Me: OI, YOU LOT! MIZZIES!
(Les Miserables characters appear, groaning.)
Enjolras (who shall be now known as Enjy): VIVE LA REPUBLIQUE!
M. Thenardier (who shall be now known as M. Thennie): NO! COME TO OUR INN!
Mme. Thennie: I AGREE!
Eponine (who shall be now known as Eppie): (to herself) One more day all on my own…
Marius (who is annoying so keeping his real name): Where is The Lark?
Cosette (who is also annoying so keeping her real name): I am here, my Marius!
(Inappropiate scenes between those two ensue- mainly involving lips)
Me: SERIOUSLY! Everyone, put a sock in it. And you two… oh just get a room.
(Marius and Cosette obey.)
Me: Thank you. Now, I've been talking-
Eppie: You what?
Enjy: Please say you haven't organised a social visit! I HAVE A REPUBLIC TO FIGHT FOR!
Me: A non-existent republic, Enjy.
Me: Tough. No. No. No! Concentrate. Don't you want to know who it's with?
(Valjean wanders in calmly.)
Valjean (who shall now be known as Valjie): What are we all resisting? (He sees me.) Oh. Right. OK, then. NO!
Me: Tough, you're gonna learn. COME ON IN!
(Through the door come: Charley, Artful Dodger, Nancy, Oliver, Fagin, Bill Sikes, Mr. Brownlow and some random orphans.)
All Mizzies: YOU. ARE. JOKING.
All Oliver!s: WHAT? YOU SAID….
Me: Well, have fun! (Quickly escapes)
A/N: Well, see that little button down there with a speech mark? It's looking lonely… very very very lonely. So, unless you want to be accused of being cruel, help make it less lonely, and review!