Hello my name is sydney, nice to meet you.

I wrote this because, well i have no reason haha.

Well I'm still not all that great with writing anything.

so, yeah, I hope you like it.

i don't own -Man, I never thought I would feel this depressed over it...


If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

There was a "ahh!", a crash, and then came string of cusses and wouldn't we all want to know what could make out little Allen cuss, well I do too.

Like any normal day, well as normal the Black Order could get, Lavi was making trouble and dragged Allen in the middle of everything, but that was then, and this is now.

Which brings us back to Allen and Lavi standing in the middle of Kanda's room, with the faces like they just saw the demon lord come up from hell just to 'talk' to them. But after kanda see what they did, well they'll get a pretty good idea what its like. And they knew it too. We all know that Kanda Yuu is counting down the days, when the big one down stairs falls over so he can take his rightful sit in the thrown.

Well back to the point, you see Lavi thought it was a wonderful idea to go into Kanda's room and pull a prank, where he got this idea, I don't know, but I'm sure don't wanna find out. They were going to put a bucket of water over the door, simple, stupid, and not much to it. But why pull a huge prank on kanda, well why would anyone want to risk your life to pull a prank on demon lord jr.

But once again back to the point, around 5 minutes ago lavi was trying to get the bucket to stay still, and allen was praying to god that the bucket will hit him on the head and just knock him and ...maybe froget who he was.

When Lavi fell.

And it all went downhill from there. "Oh god, Allen, oh god oh god oh god, Allen!," Lavi whipped his head around.

"Lavi, Lavi calm down, what's wrong, what happen" allen asked while patting him on the back. "Dude, oh god, when i fell, uh, well lthe bucket fell and hit" Lavi paused "his hourglass" I'm not lying when i say, you could see the sweat dripping off his face. "It's ok, we can fixed this-"

"LAVI!" Allen cried, "there is no 'we' in this, you dragged me into this, none of this is my fault. "But allen, please" lavi gave his best atempt at puppy eyes, which is quite hard, when you got only one eye. "No Lavi, I'm not getting in the middle of this" allen turnned his head around so he wouldn't let himself look at Lavi.

Lavi grabbed him by the shoulders and made him look at him, "But Allen, look it's only a crack we can totally fixs this" Allen could only sign and walk over to where the hourglass sat in all its mocking glory. "Where's Kanda right now" Allen asked Lavi. "oh, he's on a mission right now so he won't be back 'till tomorrow" Lavi tried to smile, but failed in shame. "Let just fix this."

So they were off the fix the said hourglass's crack that Lavi named Drake.

- 10 minutes later

"ALLEN, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE," Lavi screamed to the Heavens "Lavi, calm down," allen said after the moment of shock. "no I can't take it anymore, we've been doing everything we can think of to make this crack unseen" Allen started to back away, but who could blame him.

"Why! Why do you hate us, you damn crack, and to think I was nice enough to name you!" Lavi grabbed the poor bucket laying on the floor. "And to think I loved you!" he rised the bucket over his head, "there will never be a 'us'."

"Lavi... there's no way we can fix that now."


I wrote this while watching School of Rock. xD

If you like it then, please say so.