Author's Note: Re-vamped! I was excited about making this all pretty, so the quality matches part two. :) I hope you still enjoy it! Part three should come around soon.

-RV


unanswered calls

("White, where are you?")


"Hey, it's White! I can't get to my phone right now, but if you leave a message-Black, stop laughing at me!-anyways…where was I? Oh yeah. Leave a message and I'll call you back! Bye!"

Beep.

"Hey, White, it's Black. Wow. Why am I leaving a message on here? You always answer your phone. Seriously, um anyways, I was calling because I wanted to know if you were coming over later. So, yeah, call me back as soon as you can, my mom wants to know if you'll be staying for dinner. We're ordering, I mean, making pizza. So, I'll see you later?"


"Hey, it's White! I can't get to my phone right now, but if you leave a message-Black, stop laughing at me!-anyways…where was I? Oh yeah. Leave me a message and I'll call you back! Bye!"

Beep.

"...oh, it's recording? Um, hey White. It's Black, again. You didn't call me back, so I walked over to your house and you weren't there…so yeah. Your mom said that you forgot your Xtransceiver at home or something, but didn't tell me where you went. Um, so yeah…I'm leaving tomorrow. I have to get to Accumula City…you know, Professor Juniper's quest? Well…you'll see me off, right?"


"Hey, it's White! I can't get to my phone right now, but if you leave a message-Black, stop laughing at me!-anyways…where was I? Oh yeah. Leave me a message and I'll call you back! Bye!"

Beep.

"Okay, so, you don't even say goodbye. I'm in Striaton City right now; my Oshawott is great, thanks for asking. Her name's Miku, and she's really pissed off and won't even listen to me. I think it wanted to say goodbye to your Minccino, you know?

Well, since you didn't see me off, Miku's off, and I just got my butt handed to me by Cilan. Cilan, dear God, I don't even want to talk about him right now. On a better and less disturbing note, when are you gonna start traveling? I mean, I could use some sanity on this stupid journey."


"Hey, it's White! I can't get to my phone right now, but if you leave a message-Black, stop laughing at me!-anyways…where was I? Oh yeah. Leave me a message and I'll call you back! Bye!"

Beep.

"…I told myself I was going to stop calling, but, hey, look who just called you. I have three badges in my case, White. Isn't that simply grand? I'm in Castelia City right now; you know the city we used to hang out all the time in? Yeah. It's great.

I had to help Arthur Burgh beat the living shit out of some Plasma grunts. God, how I hate Team Plasma. Bunch of uptight assholes, that's what. Their leader's a prick. Whatever. I'm going to hang up now, before Miku, who just evolved a couple days ago, throws another hissy fit. She's quite possibly the fiercest Dewott to grace humankind. Great."


"Hey, it's White! I can't get to my phone right now, but if you leave a message-Black, stop laughing at me!-anyways…where was I? Oh yeah. Leave me a message and I'll call you back! Bye!"

Beep.

"Damn it, why do I keep calling you? You haven't even changed your voicemail since…well, last time. Considering I'm already on the phone and all, I'll tell you what's up. So, a couple days ago I got to Nimbasa City and defeated the gym leader there, Elesa. Elesa, fucking, Koil. She's really hot, White, I mean seriously.

So, I asked her on a date. Want to know what she told me?

'Kid, don't you have a girl waiting for you at home?' She was all bubblegum and winter chill. I kind of choked a bit, but eventually made a snarky retort. Want to know what I told her, White? Listen, it's great.

'Well, Elesa, that girl's being a complete bitch and not answering my phone calls. It's those stupid cases of a love-hate relationship. I love her.' Yeah. So, while you're off, doing who knows what, remember that I'm here and in need of your voice.

I shouldn't have said that."


"Hey, it's White! I can't get to my phone right now, but if you leave a message-Black, stop laughing at me!-anyways…where was I? Oh yeah. Leave me a message and I'll call you back! Bye!"

Beep.

"…In all honesty, I have no idea how I've made it this far. It's getting harder to go on. Cheren's a complete mess right now. He's acting like a complete asshole to just about everyone.

Even Bianca, for God's sake!

Oh crap, she's crying. Hold on, wait you're not even on the line…dammit...

Hey, Bianca, what's up? Calm down, stop crying, he's an idiot anyway. He called you what? Okay, Bianca, I'm going to go beat the living shit out of that hipster. Just you wait. Hell, I know you like him, a lot, but that doesn't mean you're gotta start blubbering…ugh...White?

Yeah, I gotta go."


"Hey, it's White! I can't get to my phone right now, but if you leave a message-Black, stop laughing at me!-anyways…where was I? Oh yeah. Leave me a message and I'll call you back! Bye!"

Beep.

"…So, Cheren's met the Champion, Alder. He's like, in heaven or something, that idiot. I chewed him out for calling Bianca some…really bad names and they've kissed and made up. Sort of.

In fact, it's more compliment-throwing than anything, ugh. If you were here, I would've asked you to kill me. That sounds great, but I sort of can't die yet. There's this complete twit, N, who's has the worst elitist complex, ever. It's worse than yours. Seriously. Okay, not really. I was kidding. You're not that bad. Anyway, I had to help Skyla out, and she's amazing. She was really sad earlier because she saw a fainted pokémon inside of the Celestial Tower, so I rang a bell and voila. She's all better and I got my Jet badge.

That means it's badge number six. Great, huh? Well, I'm on my way to Icirrus City. My seventh badge is there, fun, fun."


"Hey, it's White! I can't get to my phone right now, but if you leave a message-Black, stop laughing at me!-anyways…where was I? Oh yeah. Leave me a message and I'll call you back! Bye!"

Beep.

"Team Plasma is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've heard of and I've heard of a lot of stupid things. God, they suck. I just beat Iris, yeah that Iris of the eighth gym in Opelucid ha-ha-ha suck it!, and I'm currently having a Live Cast meeting with Bianca, and Cheren. Things aren't fantastic in Unova right now, but you wouldn't know. Ugh.

The Elite Four awaits. Here's to making it there alive. I'm on my way, and all be warned. I'm deadly good. Miku's in top shape and she will cut you."


"Hey, it's White! I can't get to my phone right now, but if you leave a message-Black, stop laughing at me!-anyways…where was I? Oh yeah. Leave me a message and I'll call you back! Bye!"

Beep.

"White, where the hell are you?"


"Hey, it's White! I can't get to my phone right now, but if you leave a message-Black, stop laughing at me!-anyways…where was I? Oh yeah. Leave me a message and I'll call you back! Bye!"

Beep.

"Hey, Miss 'I refuse to call anyone back because I'm so much better than them.'

The world is about to be destroyed. You do realize this, right? I'm freaking sprinting up a stupid staircase, because N's about to summon a freaking Reshiram and I need to go save the damn world. Why am I even saving the world? Why do I need to do this? Why can't Cheren do it? He actually wants to save the world from N, because he hates N.

Bianca…well, Bianca goes wherever Cheren and I go, so I guess she would most likely follow Cheren in order to redeem herself in the eyes of her dad. Wait. Why the hell am I calling a person who's pretty much the case study for dead people-except you're not, right?- and, I mean...HOLY SHIT THAT'S A FUCKING RESHIRAM OH MY GOD-"


I'm sorry, this call has abruptly been disconnected.