Okay! before you dudes and dudets read this... I HIGHLY advise you to watch the video first! Of course... You can read this first THEN watch the viddie, but..whatever.. It's your chose :)

Just go to youtube and search up 5 way to get a girl. The User is called Smosh...It was sooo FiretrUCKING hilarious that I just HAD to make a Terra and Ven parody out of it! xD

Please Excuse any misspelled words, bad grammar, or any wrong punctuations.

Well enough distractions! Let's head onto the story! 8D


'THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARE BUILDING RELATIONSHIPS ONLINE, AND ON OUR SITE!'

Ven sighed in misery watching the happy couples on TV kiss and do romantic things.

'WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE PROBABLY SITTING DOWN ON THE COUCH WEARING SOME LAME BLACK AND WHITE SHIRT WITH A...STUPID LOOKING SPIKY HAIRCUT!'

Ven sighed in misery checking himself out, only to see the Commercial narrator was right. He gave a deep miserable depressing sigh before standing up and heading out the living room. He needed to find Terra.

Ven reached Terra's room a few minutes later. He probably would have gotten there in ten seconds flat, but unlike his normal self, he was too depressed to run. And Ven LOVED to run. Ven knocked on the door,

"Hey Terra do-" He paused hearing grunting and soft music playing, his eyes grew wide. "Are you practicing for water ballet again?"

Terra, who stood in the middle of a room wearing a pink tu-tu, grunted in annoyance. "Ugh..No..!"

A split second later, the door opened to reveal a muscular Terra wearing his usual outfit. He glared at the blonde in for interrupting his performance, "What do you want?"

Ven, now uncomfortably shy, shifted his weight on either foot. He stared at his feet before mumbling "Can you..." Ven took a deep breath, "help me get a girlfriend?"