Guardian of the Dimensions
Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books and scrolls
(Quick Notes and Messages or Echoes…Songs you go to Youtube and play. )
(Dark over lapping echoes)
''Boss Summons, Demons, Dark beings speaking, Demonic/Angry characters Speaking as well as extremely Dark spells and Magic.''
The group were now on there way to Fry-Pan mountain where Gyu Ma'o is. Now Naruto couldn't recall too much about an Ox King from the records he was given, so he musn't have been someone too terribly powerful.
All and all, he silently meditated, ignoring the antics of the perverted pig. He was content until a loud and rather shrill cry of 'I lost my Capsules!' drew him out of his semi-meditative state. Bulma continued to lament over a loss of gas, house, and other things. ''I'm helpless, helpless, HELPLESS!''
''Will you simmer down!'' he snapped at her before casually yanking a kunai out of his patch and letting it fly in the general direction of where Oolong was trying to sneak off too, cutting his hat in half.
''Can't you see I'm in distress!'' Bulma snapped back. ''What am I suppose to do? Walk the whole way?'' Bulma challenged.
''What's wrong with walking?'' Goku asked as he floated by on Kinto-un.
''Easy for you to say, Mr. Flying Cloud!" Bulma continued to cry out in her emotional state.
Naruto sighed and rolled his eyes. Bulma wasn't kidding when she said her past self was quite energetic. Though energetic wouldn't be the word he would have used. ''Hop on my back! I'll carry you.'' he waved her over. Sure enough Bulma was more then happy to accept his offer.
Hours later the quarter found themselves traveling through the desert. ''So hot...I think I'm going to die.'' Bulma whimpered as her sweat strained her shirt to the point where there was a wet spot on Naruto's back. ''Yeeesh...I never knew there was this much desert.''
''Th-There's no other way...'' Oolong panted as step by step his walking stick make a dent into the hot sand of the desert. 'It's the only way to get to Fry-Pan Mountain.''
''Isn't there a hotel or an inn around here somwhere?''
In response to Bulma's question Oolong sarcastically remarked, ''Yeah, sure...the 'Sheraton waste-land.''
Then what followed next was Bulma's tantrum about the need of food, a shower, and a bed. ''She's definitely not the same woman.'' Naruto mumbled to himself as he began to walk on ahead. ''I'm going to scout out the area.'' though what he was really trying to do was avoid screwing up the realities anymore then he did. It was going to take all his intelligence and bull-shitting skills to avoid any and all unnecessary fights and interference. Naruto suppose sitting by and watching his friends (well Goku) get their asses kick was a deuchy thing. Then again, getting one's ass kicked is how one learns and how one gains experience.
Naruto watched from his tree as the blue cat like thing conversed with the desert bandit. Apparently they were attempting to rob the gang again, not learning their lesson the first.
''I wish never to be afraid of girls again!'' the dark haired bandit exclaimed to the heavens. Two things flowed through Naruto's mind at that. One, for some strange reason Naruto couldn't help but think disappointment when he looked at the young man, but his name is vaguely familiar. Maybe someone the Saiyans knew? Regardless, he had hair so he was not Krillin nor was he an alien so he wasn't Piccolo either.
''Uum...no disrespect intended, sir...but shouldn't you ask to rule the world or for boundless wealth or...something?'' the cat like creature asked with a hint of dismay.
'Ah...so the cat is the true mastermind after all.'' the blond thought with narrowed eyes.
''What are you talking about? I can steal all the money I want...I've got no use for the world...but this business of getting all weak-kneed around girls is ridiculous.'' then dramatically the bandit declared. ''Especially...since I dream of getting married!''
''A real warrior earns strength instead of having it magically bequeathed to them.'' Naruto spoke, startling the two and causing them to look up. Without a doubt he looked like a bad-ass, standing there on top of the tree with the moon illuminating his form.
''I don't know who you are stranger, but I'm Yam...'' the desert bandit Yamcha never got to finish his introduction as Naruto dropped down and used his improved sexy no jutsu.
''You wouldn't hurt little old me...would you?'' the devil dressed Naruko-chan asked doing a pout.
Yamcha let out a cry of anguish as he fell back. Twitching as if he just had a seizure.
''Yamcha-sama!'' Puar cried out, going to Yamcha's side as Naruto resumed his natural state.
''The two of you get out of here now. If you come for us again with the intent of coming for the Dragonballs be ready for a fight. Though if you wish to get over your weakness naturally then be ready for the toughest fight of your life.'' and with that, Naruto promptly went on his way back to the M-capsule camper to stand guard outside Bulma's room. If there was anything Naruto was good at then it was recognizing perverts.
'Man...how long was I asleep?' Naruto thought, as he began to yawn and realize he must have fallen asleep standing up. 'Well...at least things are kicking off with a nice, peaceful...''
''OOOOOOOOOLONG! THIS BETTER BE A JOKE!" Bulma's sharp cry rang throughout the camper.
'So much for that.' Naruto thought as he went downstairs to see what was going on. ''So what's the trooolololol?' Naruto stammered on upon seeing Bulma in a casino girl, bunny-girl outfit. 'Why did she put on the ears?' he thought, wondering why she bother to put on such an outfit, in the desert of all places and what she expected to find in clothes when the camper belong to a three-foot high pig.
''Let's just continue.'' Naruto stated with a yawn. ''So who's driving/''
''Oolong!'' Bulma turned to the pig. ''Start driving!'' she commanded the pig before he could finish his coffee.
''Who else, idiot!'' she chastised, placing her hands on her hips with a look of self importance. ''I have to spend my morning with skin care and cosmetics!'' she finished as Naruto snorted.
''Waste of money,'' he voiced.
''What'd you say? Do you have any idea how much time and effort goes into maintaining this vision of loveliness?'' Bulma asked, striking a pose.
''I prefer my women with substance,'' Naruto commented offhandedly as he waved his hand.
Bulma's face went red. ''Well who asked you!'' she shouted at him, folding her arms as a growl escaped her lips. She decided not to dwell on it and go pretty herself for the dangerous theif who could be a deranged murderer or rapist, but of course she paid no attention to anything beyond his looks, despite the fact it was clarified he was a desert bandit of sorts.
''Come to me' she says! Never mind that if he does...we'll be Pork chops!" Oolong grumbled as a sweat drop dripped down his head.
''Hey! What's that?'' Goku asked, looking out the window as a bazooka bearing Yamcha in a car that look vaguely reminiscent of that cartoon car from Who Framed Roger Rabbit drove alongside them.
''It's him!'' Bulma squealed, clasping her face. ''He's here!''
''How do you not see he's aiming a fucking bazooka at us?'' Naruto cried out in disbelief. Now he was able to accept or deal with a long things, but even he had his limits.
'Have some Panzer Faust!'
And of course, he should have been trying to deflect the damn missile instead of trying to interject logic and common sense into the situation he was in.
''Hand over the Dragon balls peacefully and you won't get hurt again!'' Yamcha demanded, aiming his automatic rifle at the camper. ''This time I won't fall for any your sorcerers tricks you blond haired weirdo!'' he shouted as Naruto's eye twitched.
''Goku...'' Naruto calmly stated.
''Yeah Naruto?'' Goku asked.
''Kick his ass...''
And another chapter. So enjoy. By the way, I'm Kyuubi16 and my strongest point is humor. Enjoy as I write up something to show awesomeness in its purest form.
Nail: What is it Lord Guru?
Guru: We're in a fanfiction, which means I don't have to follow manga guidelines anymore.
Nail: But sir, that just means we have to follow whatever dialogue the writer writes for us!
Guru: Screeeeew the rules! We got Dragonbaaaaaaaalls!
Guru - "NAAAIIILL"
Nail - "Yes Lord Guru?"
Guru - "Where's the TV?"
Nail - "Sir, the author hasn't even gotten to the Z part of Dragonball let alone our arc. He hasn't had time to write up a TV"
Guru - "NAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLL"
Nail - "...Yes, Lord Guru?"
Guru - "Find the author by the name of Kyuubi16 and kick his ass. I want that TV."