Aw… no one got the reference! Ah well, you ALL get cookies, because Ren-chan is such a nice authoress! YAY! I even dragged in some various anime characters to do the disclaimer and stuff! Again, because I'm too lazy to look at reviews (although, thank you and a hug to all of those of you who decided that you wanted to review this story!) I'm not going to answer any, but know that you have my undying gratitude because you reviewed! I want to get to at least 400 by the end of the year! Spread the word like Nutella to all of your friends!
…I thought that was funny. SO LAUGH! XD
Anyhow, this is probably only going to be about a thousand words. No more super-sized chapters. Unless I get serious inspiration. I mean, seriously. It's been like, a few years since I last updated. * melts into puddle of fail *
And ideas would be much loved. Yes. Because even though Ren-chan is genius (I mean, honestly! I don't have any pre-planned ideas! I sit here and type what comes into my head!) she still needs help from her lurvely reviewers.
*drags in said anime characters *
England: WHY DO YOU MAKE ME COME INTO A BLOODY NARUTO FANFIC WITH DEATH NOTE CHARACTERS? HONESTLY, WOMAN!
Murtagh: Don't ask her that. She's already going to try and rape me.
Me: *staring at Murtagh and giggling evilly *
Murtagh: *goes white *
England: *pats Murtagh's shoulder * This madwoman doesn't own Naruto, Death Note, Hetalia, the Inheritance Cycle, or any songs that occur in this chapter. Luckily.
Ichigo: Wait… what the hell am I suddenly doing here? WHERE'S THE MESO GRANDE?
THANK YOU AND COME AGAIN!
After Ella's spazz ended, it had been an hour. The sky was swiftly darkening, and we only had a few more hours to play karaoke.
"Alright, are you going to sing, or no?" Pein finally broke.
"Um… singing. What is this singing? IT SOUNDS MARVELOUS. WILL YOU SING?" Ella squealed, effectively changing the topic of the conversation.
Pein sweatdropped, shaking his head so rapidly I was afraid he'd get whiplash,"I'm fine, thank you."
"BUT! BUT! WITH SIX BODIES, YOU COULD TOTALLY DO "LOLLIPOP" BY THE CHORDETTES!"
"OMG! ELLA! YOU'RE A GENIUS!" I shrieked from my position of creepily attempting to nuzzle Murtagh's neck. He was on high guard, and constantly inching towards Mello, who looked rather sympathetic.
…OMFG. I NOW KNEW HOW BELARUS FELT.
After my amazing squiggly interlude, I started giggling and fell over, sobbing with laughter on to Laura's shoulder.
She stared at me for a couple of seconds, and then pushed me over,"I think your crippling insanity has finally gotten to you."
"GAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S SO FUNNY!"
"What?" Amber asked, leaning over as I pounded the floor with my face, still managing to laugh.
"THE SKY IS BLUE!"
Pein took this as his cue to sit back down. Angel glomped Deidara. Karin apparently agreed and glomped Mada- err, Tobi.
Yeah, Tobi. He was TOTALLY COMPLETELY Tobi. Tobi with Sharingan.
After squiggly interlude numero two, I stopped wheezing with laughter and decided to go sit on Itachi's feet.
"Okay, then. Anyone want to do karaoke? Anyone?" Haku asked.
"Why don't you sing us something?" Maranda asked, tilting her head slightly.
"…Um, no thanks. Hey…. Hidan-san."
"What now?" the Jashinist griped, lounging on the sofa.
"Sing us a song." Haku chucked the mic at him.
"THE FUCKING FUCK? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO SING SOME HEATHEN SONG?"
"…because. Now, Hidan, you wouldn't want to disappoint these nice people, would you~ " Haku grinned, and there was sudden killing intent. My eyes widened and I jumped up off of Itachi's feet to go hide behind Murtagh, who's face was like O.o and everyone else was like O.O WTF?121111 except for Matt who was like -.- MUST BEAT NEXT LEVEL. And Near, who was like "I am impassive".
"…Haku… you're doing it again…" Zabuza muttered, looking slightly freaked out.
"What?" Haku asked, without losing his scary look.
"Oh. OH." something clicked and then Haku was back to his normal, happy self.
I let out a whimper and buried my face into Murtagh's back.
HOLY SHIT, HE SMELLED REALLY GOOD!
Murtagh slowly inched away from me again as I desperately glomped him, rather shadily sniffing him.
Laura sweatdropped,"Now, Abby, how about you sit over here. I have Skittles and manga~"
"SKITTLES!" I screamed happily, detaching myself from my love- err… friend. Yes, friend. Friendly friend. Friendly friend with benefits.
Yeah. Let's just leave it at that, eh?
I grabbed the Skittles bag out of Laura's hand and contentedly nommed on them, hunching over onto the couch.
"You're sitting like L." Near pointed out.
"And you're eating candy like L." Mello said, nodding his head.
"…I'M L! OHMAHGAWD, THIS IS FRICKIN' FLANTABULOUS!" I screeched, doing a happy dance and almost kicking Laura. She glared at me and moved away. I pouted.
"So, Hidan. How about humouring us…?" Haku smirked. Everyone got blue lines of depression on their faces.
"…FUCK! FINE! I'LL SATISFY YOUR CREEPY LITTLE FETISH!"
The Jashinist got into a more singing-friendly pose, and clicked "Play" on the karaoke machine.
I grinned as the beginning of "Don't Fear The Reaper" played.
Amber snickerd,"I actually know that song!" she leaned against the couch.
"COWBELLS!" Ella, Angel and Karin harmonized.
Everyone's eyes widened at how good Hidan actually sounded while singing,"All our times have come,
Here, but not there, gone.."
"Holy crap, Hidan can actually sing!" Kisame yelped, half-grabbing on to Itachi for support. The Uchiha gave him a deadpan look and extricated his arm from the blue man's death grip.
"…this is odd…" Maranda muttered, edging towards the door. "…I gotta go. SAD FACE." she made a run for it. No one blamed her, seeing as Hidan now had his scythe out and was crooning.
"Seasons don't fear the reaper,
nor do the wind, the sun or the rain…"
"We can be like they are…" Kakuzu chimed in helpfully. Hidan gave him a glare.
"Come on baby…" The Jashinist continued.
Kakuzu kept his quiet harmonizing,"Don't fear the reaper…"
"Baby take my hand…"
"Don't fear the reaper…"
"We'll be able to fly…"
"Don't fear the reaper…"
"Baby, I'm you man…." they sang together, grinning.
By this point, everybody had fallen off the couch or their chairs in disbelief that the two could actually sing AND work together without attempting to kill/incapacitate/maim/otherwise injure or hurt the other, except for Itachi, Mello, Murtagh, Near and Mello, who were either too goddamn stoic to EVAR fall off a couch or just plain didn't know how the duo never seemed to get along.
I just ended up smacking my head against the floor and Deidara stole my Skittles.
"SASORI DANNA! H-HE STOLE MY SKITTLES!" I whined, pointing at Deidara and pouting.
"HA HA, UN! PAYBACK!"
"GIMME BACK YOU-!"
"OW! THAT WAS MY EYE, UN!"
"TAKE THAT, BITCH!"
We had a fight.
Hidan and Kakuzu kept singing.
I got my Skittles back! YAY!
Deidara scowled as he rubbed his head. I had given him a noogie to let my Skittles escape his death grip of doooom, and now his pretty blonde hair was all messed up.
Ha. Take that, fucker!
There was then an ominous glow in the air, and electricity crackled around my head.
Ella giggled and got swirly eyes,"Shinyyyy…."
Gollum popped out of nowhere and yelled,"MY PRECIOUSSSS…."
Murtagh smited Gollum with his sword in all of his ultimate hotness.
Gollum went and died in a hole.
Murtagh smirked sexily.
Matt went back to his game.
Karin poked the electricity and got zapped.
Tobi patted her head.
Near sniffed, rubbing his nose.
Mello failed epically in an attempted murder attempt against Near.
"Don't fear the reaper…." Hidan crooned again, holding the microphone close to his chest.
Murtagh pulled a bag of MnMs out of nowhere and starting chowing down.
Murtagh offered me a MnM.
"OOH! M N M!" I jumped at the opportunity, grabbing the MnM and dragging Murtagh down with me.
"Nooooo…." he complained, and then went silent as I sat on him.
…NO! NOT LIKE THAT, YOU PERVS! I'M WAITING UNTIL WE'RE MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED!
Damn… I really know how Belarus felt…
There was then an odd tremor in the earth, and the four men that had appeared a few hours previously disappeared.
There was then absolute silence.
Konan's eye twitched.
"NOOOOOO! MURTAGH!" I screamed in agony. "I HADN'T EVEN GOTTEN AROUND TO RAPING YOU AND YOU DISAPPEEEEEAAAAR!"
Zetsu cautiously patted my shoulder. I latched onto him, crying hysterically, Gai-like rivers of tears flowing down my face.
"…un." was Deidara's eloquent response.
"Oh, Abby-chan! It's okay!" Haku melted from his formerly heartless self and glomped me, sandwiching me between him and Zetsu.
Heh heh. Manwich.
I giggled pervily.
"GET. THE FUCK. AWAY FROM ME." Zetsu's black half said scarily. His white side smacked the black side. The black side slapped the white side. I was let go as Zetsu started a bitch-slap war with himself.
"HAKU-KUN!" I cried, hugging Haku who started crying with me.
"Where the hell are we?"
"…" Everyone minus Haku, myself, and Pein, who was watching and snickering to himself, turned to stare at the newcomers.
IT WAS THE SOUND FOUR- ER, FIVE.
"…" Kimimaro gave a blank stare.
"Well, people? Where the hell are we!" Tayuya screeched.
Jirobou and Kidomaru were doing some odd handgame that looked suspiciously like patty-cake, and Sakon/Ukon were watching.
"…Hi. I'm Karin. This is my house." Karin said in a monotone, reaching out a hand.
"…is this the goddamn AKATSUKI? WHAT THE FU-"
"Hey, you cuss too, bitch?" Hidan interrupted, smirking creepily. Tayuya took one look at him and hid behind Kimimaro.
"…trash…" I heard his quiet mutter and abruptly jumped up.
"KIMIMARO! OH MY GOD!"
"…" I saw his green eyes narrow, and a bone sword was suddenly pressed to my throat,"How do you know my name?"
"BECAUSE I LURVE YOU~"
"…okay then." he took away the knife and let me glomp him.
"WHOA! KIMIMARO'S SO COOL!" Ella yelled. "EVEN THOUGH ABBY'S RAPING HIM!"
"I AM NOT RAPING KIMIMARO!" I yelled, glomping him further.
"…of course you're not, honey."
"STOP BEING SO GODDAMN CONDESCENDING!"
"…eh, I'm guessing you guys know who we all are?" Pein asked, sweatdropping slightly.
"So we don't have to bother with introductions?"
"Except for those girls?"
"…you guys are really creepy, talking in unison like that."
"…OKAY! STOP 'YEP'-ING!" Pein yelled, hiding very manlily behind Konan.
Zabuza was kind and did introductions," The one hugging Kimimaro-san is Abby, the one who greeted you was Karin, the black-haired one is Angel, the brunette sitting next to Sasori-san is Laura, the one who yelled how cool Kimimaro-san was is Ella, and the deadpan one is Amber. Maranda skedaddled a few moments ago."
"…SKEDADDLED. OHMAHGAWD, I LOVE YOU." Tayuya pressed herself uncomfortably close to Zabuza, who looked freaked out.
Haku's eyes narrowed, and the Killer Intent was back in black," GET OFF MY MAN… BITCH."
"OVER MY DEAD BODY… BITCH."
"THAT CAN BE ARRANGED…. BITCH."
They then got into a catfight.
Haku was pulling Tayuya's hair, and she was desperately trying to claw at his eyes.
"RAWR! YOU WHORE!"
"GODDAMN MANEATER! DON'T EVER TOUCH MY MAN AGAIN!"
"HE'S NOT YOUR MAN!"
"OH YES HE IS!"
Sakon/Ukon snickered and started humming "Friday Night Bitch Fight" by Ke$ha. Jirobou and Kidomaru joined.
"GASP! IT'S THE BARBER SHOP TRIO!ONE!1!" Ella pointed dramatically.
Artemis the cat rubbed against Kimimaro's leg, muttering something about how catfight was *such * a derogatory term.
Zabuza coughed, shifting next to Kisame, who patted his fellow Swordsman's arm sympathetically.
"Well, then." Itachi tactfully changed the subject.
"How about that art?" Sasori asked.
"FLEETING." Deidara popped up from his seat by Sasori's legs.
The redhead glared at him,"ETERNAL."
"…EEEEEEMOTION?" I piped up over Kimimaro's shoulder.
"…" they both glared at me. I meeped and hid back behind the solid wall of Kimimaro-ness.
"I'm gonna get some popcorn, and maybe some Fig Newtons." Karin stated calmly, getting up. Her PMS seemed to be gone.
"Ooh! Me too! And a banana, so I can be like Mr. H!" Ella yelled happily.
"YAY! MR. H!" Amber said, swinging her legs.
"MAN THONG." we heard an insult that was Haku to Tayuya.
"EW! MR. H IN A MAN THONG!"
Everybody screamed and died at the idea of Mr. H in a man thong.
Karin recovered and got up, promptly stubbing her toe on the threshold between rooms. She fell over, rolling around in pain,"OW! SON OF A BITCH!"
"…" everyone, even the fighting pair, stared at her.
"WHAT? I STUBBED MY GODDAMN TOE!" she rawred, going chibi for a moment.
"AW! POOR KARIN-CHAN!" Ella helped Karin up. "I HATE WHEN I FALL!"
"…don't we all?" Laura quipped rather sarcastically.
"Don't be mean…" Ella pouted.
"Hold it… was that sarcasm?" Amber asked, tilting her head.
"YES. YES IT WAS."
"Was THAT sarcasm?"
"Jeez! Don't dot me!"
"Heh… that sounds wrong." I snickered. I was STILL hugging Kimimaro, and he was hugging me back.
Yay! I had a new pillow!
"LET'S GO! KA-RA-OK-E CHALLENGE!" Haku yelled.
"BRING IT ON!" Tayuya screamed back. "WHOEVER WINS GETS ZABUZA!"
As the lights dimmed and the spotlight shone on Haku, I faintly saw Zabuza's face go green.
Heh. Poor sucker.
AHAHAHAHA! THAT ONE WAS OVER 2000 WORDS! WHAT NOW?
…okay. I'm still sorry I haven't updated in forever! BUT I HAVE FINALS COMING UP THIS WEEK! AHHHHH!
AND REN-CHAN NEEDS IDEAS!
GIMME IDEAS. NAO.
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