EXT. HILL GRANGE HEALTH SPA – DAY

NARRATOR (V/O):

At this health spa, Roman DeVere and his wife ex –Olympic show jumper Desiree DeVere are doing something fun.

INT. ROMAN'S AND DESIREE'S ROOM – DAY

The couple is looking at the telegram they've got.

DESIREE:

Oh, this will be fun.

ROMAN:

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's do it.

DESIREE:

You hide and I'll seek you.

ROMAN:

No, I'll seek while you hide.

DESIREE:

You don't trust me, do you?

ROMAN:

No, it's not that. It's because the rules say the women hide, while the man seeks them.

DESIREE:

Okay. (Kisses him). Bye!

She storms off.

ROMAN:

Missing you already!

INT. DANCE FLOOR

Desiree enters the dark room and sits on the seat. Moments pass. Then Mr. Hutton enters.

MR. HUTTON:

Can I help you, ma'am?

DESIREE:

I'm just waiting for my lover to come to find me! I've been waiting!

MR. HUTTON:

Well, I'm going to have to ask you to wait somewhere else. It's five minutes before the seven o'clock party here tonight.

DESIREE:

Seven o'clock? At night? My baby! There's something wrong! I just know it!

MR. HUTTON:

All right. I'll help you. What's his name?

DESIREE:

Roman. And we're playing a game you sent us to go on.

MR. HUTTON:

What game? I didn't send anyone on any game.

DESIREE:

WHAT?

MR. HUTTON:
This Roman couldn't be by any chance the ex-husband of Bubbles Devere?

DESIREE:

WHAT?

INT. MR. HUTTON'S OFFICE – DAY

Mr. Hutton and Desiree burst into his office and find Roman being harassed by Bubbles Devere.

MR. HUTTON:

Mrs. Devere, what's the meaning off this?

BUBBLES:

Call me Bubbles!

MR. HUTTON:

Mrs. Devere, let him go and I won't call the Police.

BUBBLES:

All right, darling.

She lets him go and takes her skirt off. And she heads toward Mr. Hutton, who tries to run from her, but Bubbles manages to catch up with him.

Meanwhile, Desiree goes to Roman and angrily slaps him in the face.

DESIREE:

How could you do this to me?

ROMAN:

I had no choice. I couldn't escape her! I'm sorry!

DESIREE:

No! You're not!

She storms off.

BACK TO: Bubbles and Mr. Hutton. Mr. Hutton breaks free from Bubbles and storms off angrily. Bubbles and Roman are the only ones left in the room.

BUBBLES:

Now, your new bitch is gone, wanna make up, darling?

Roman gulps.