Dear Sam and Dean If a darked haired woman named Jenny shows up here. Do not let her in under any circumstance, in fact tell her you don't know me

Cas


Dear Cas who is she? Demon? Since when have you been afraid of a demon?

Dean


Dean no she is not a demon she is...Glenn Close

Cas


Cas you got a stalker?

Sam


Sam Yes I did as Dean suggested and bought new clothes and then this woman started following me and waiting outside work for me

Cas


Cas What clothes? What work?

Dean


Dean the very helpful shop assistant helped me pick out an outfit, I forgot to tell you I got a job now

Cas


What job?

Dean


I'm a fire-fighter

Cas


Cas you? A fire-fighter?

Dean


Dean it's actually a popular occupation for angels, we get in and out of burning buildings a lot faster than humans and are at less risk

Cas


Yeah I guess well since you're working can you pay your share of rent this month

Dean


I will leave it on the table

Cas


Hey Cas , that woman you were talking about I think she was here tonight

Sam


Sam What happened? What did she do?

Cas


Nothing really, she just left you a present, it's a little strange actually

Sam


Oh Cas you've got to see this, it's a little cloth doll of you. Its actually really realistic

Dean


Sam but she didn't try to bite you or hurt you in any way?

Cas


No why? Is that what she did to you?

Sam


No but she said she wanted to eat me alive and ride me like a mountain lion

Cas


Cas that it hilarious, she didn't want to hurt you or even eat you at least not for real, she's just really kinky with a strange obsession for making cloth dolls

Dean


Dean are you sure?

Cas


Yeah pretty sure, I've been with enough women to know when I'm in, and Cas you are most definitely in there

Dean


But I don't want to be 'in'

Cas


Dean not everyone is obsessed with sex like you are

Sam


Well why not? Look Cas if it bothers you that much give her my number because I don't mind been ridden like a mountain lion, I don't mind it all

Dean


Dean I gave her your number and she wants a picture of you

Cas


Clothed or unclothed?
Dean


Considering that I'm the one who has to pass it onto her, make it clothed please

Cas


Oh Cas you're such a prude

Dean


Dean, she call you yet?

Sam


Dean?

Sam


Sam perhaps she really did eat him alive or ride him like a mountain lion? What if she did that and now his back is broken and he's lying somewhere unable to move and I can't find him because of the carving on his ribs?

Cas


Cas breath did you try his room?

Sam


Sam I just went up there and he's gone but there's a cloth doll that looks like him. Do you think maybe she turned him into a cloth doll?

Cas


Cas do you think that maybe she just made that for him like she did for you?

Sam


Sam I suppose that is a possibility but then where's Dean?

Cas


Relax guys I'm here, we went back to her place and the only hurt involved was the good kind. Cas I can't believe you thought she turned me into a cloth doll, seriously? Actually Sam these are pretty awesome I could ask her to make one for you then we'll have the set

Dean


I am seriously worried about you three, as if the Doctor Sexy marathon wasn't enough now you're into cloth dolls?

Bobby