A/N: Hi! Well, I´ve seen quite a few ficsabout this challenge, and since I love Merlin I decided to try. Also because I´m completely useless at guessing, I thought I might be better at putting them :D

I used movies, TV series and books.

Well, good luck!

1: (Arthur and Merlin)

"Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends."

"Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest!"

2: (Gaius and Merlin)

"See, there's a big difference between mostly dead, and all dead. Now, mostly dead: he's slightly alive. All dead: well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do."

"What's that?"

"Go through his clothes and look for loose change."

3: (Uther and Merlin)

"You are, without doubt, the worst sorcerer I've ever heard of."

"But you have heard of me."

4: (Merlin and Arthur)

"Sire, do you... like yourself?"

"What's not to like?"

5: (Vivian and Arthur)

"Artie, how do I look?"

"Like a beautiful blonde pineapple!"

6: (Arthur and Merlin)

"Do you know how to use that thing?"

"Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man."

7: (Merlin and Kilgarrah)

"Ah…my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?"

"Hey!, dragon. DRAGON. Not lizard. I don´t do that tongue thing."

8: (Uther and Morgana)

"Now Morgana, let's not fight about this."

"No. Let's."

9: (Uther)

"You may think I´m here to make your lives a living hell. That´s just not true. I'd like to be your friend if you let me. So if there's anything that upsets you or makes you unhappy in any way... Don´t shoot your fat ass mouth off of me 'cause I don't give a shit! Now move it out!"

10: (Morgana, Lady Katrina, Uther)

"Oh, Gwen... what if Arthur and I don't... like each other?"

"Humph! As if that has anything to do with marriage. Do you suppose your father and I like each other?"

"Surely you must, a little?"

"Of course not!"

11: (Merlin)

You don't know me, but my name is Merlin Emrys and I love you.

12: (Uther and Valiant about Arthur)

"Whatever you do, don't kick him in the balls."

"I thought you said "anything goes"?"

"Anything goes, but he'll take it personal."

13: (Nimueh and Merlin)

: I can't do this.

: Why? We're a couple of good-lookin' sorcerers. It's natural.

14: (Uther)

"Sidhe, wildreoen, warlocks, they're all the same — best when cooked well."

15: (Morgana and Arthur)

"I love you."

"I know."

16: (Arthur and Uther)

"What happened to you, man? You used to be cool."

"I´m still cool!"

"Nah…you changed, man."

17: (Balinor and Hunith)

"Hold on! You're saying I might be Merlin's father, but he might be Gaius´ or Uther's?"

"Yes, and don't get self righteous with me."

18: (Gwen and Gaius)

"Gaius, Merlin´s missing. Can you find him?"

"Do you think I have him microchipped, or something?"

"Well, do you?"

"…Yeah, hang on..."

19: (Valiant and Arthur)

"Scared, Pendragon?"

"You wish."

20: (Merlin and Arthur)

"Arthur, believe me, there wasn't a day that went by where I didn't want to tell you, but Gaius thought it was too dangerous. Not just for me, but for anyone else who knew the truth."

"You didn't think I could handle it?"

"Can you?"

21: (Gwen and Merlin)

"Sorry, Merlin. Do you have a second?"

"A second what? Pair of underwear?"

22: (Uther)

"Who is Emrys? He's a criminal, that's who he is! A vigilante! A public menace!"

23: (Merlin)

(To Morgana) "You are beautiful." (To Gaius) "You are ugly." (To Uther)And you are…