Dear Cas

Do you mind if you mind if I borrow your fireman uniform?

Dean

Dean no you can't. I need it for work. What do you want to borrow it for anyway

Cas

Cas you really don't want to know

Dean

Dean if you really want a fireman's uniform , there's an open day tomorrow why don't you sign up?

Cas

Actually Cas that's not such a bad idea I might just do that, I get my uniform and a respectable job that involves saving people

Dean

I'll see you there there hen. I'm in charge of making punch.

Cas

Hey guys I feel left out now. I want to be a fireman too

Sam

Hey Sam how did it go yesterday? Did you go I went in the morning and I think it went quite well

Dean

Yeah I went, I think I just missed you, they're going to let me know about training dates.

Dear Sam and Dean

I sneeked a peak at the names of those who were accepted and you guys are on it. You'll probably get a call later today.

Cas

Thanks Cas just had the call

Dean

Yeah me too

Sam

A few weeks later

Sammy I got my uniform, it's pretty awesome

Dean

Dean you're not meant to use it outside work

Sam

How are they going to know? I'm off for a little kinky fun

Dean

Cas how do you manage on these wages?

Sam

Sam Let's just say Dean has his uses for his uniform and I have mine

Cas

Cas what are you upto?

Dean

I've been singing in a club while wearing my fire-fighters uniform. The pay is good.

Cas

Cas you sly dog What exactly goes on at this club?

Dean

Dean they have many different kinds of performers and the women who go there seem to like my act.

Cas

Well I can't sing but I do have an idea. Meet me after work tomorrow and you can show me where this club is

Dean

Dear Sam I hope you're free on Saturday because I've made plans for us

Dean

What have you done now Dean?

Sam

I've just booked us a slot at the club Cas was talking about. The three of us and get this we get paid $200 each for 30 minutes work.

Dean

Dean what have you gotten us into?

Sam

Nothing just a little dance which involves us stripping at he end of it

Dean

Dean I don't think I want to do this, singing is one thing but this is going too far

Cas

Cas trust me the women will love it and you might even get that stick out of you arse

Dean

But I don't know what to do

Cas

That's why we going to practice it tonight after work. I've got a dance worked out and everything and I even got a name for it 'too hot to handle' Get it? Cos we're firemen and fires are hot and we're hot so 'too hot to handle'. Do you like it?

Cas just go along with whatever he says, it's the only way to get him to shut up

Sam

Well guys I wish I could say it was nice seeing you the other day but

after what I walked in on I'm considering getting Cas to burn my eyes out. I don't know what it is you were "practising" for but the memory of you three idjits dancing in leopard skinned undies and wearing fire fighter helmets will forever haunt my nightmares.

Bobby