A/N: This story is inspired by my sister. We were talking about how Team Guy would act while roasting marshmellows. xDD So here is the result of the track of my random thoughts. Hope you like it!
Team Guy sat around an open fire, staring at the flickering flames. Well, Neji was, at least. TenTen was shaking her head in disgust at Guy and Lee as they debated who could eat the most marshmellows.
Guy speared a marshmellow with his stick. "This fluffy, sticky substance will represent the flames of youth!" he declared proudly.
"Yes! Roast the marshmellow that symbolizes our youth, Guy-Sensei!" Lee encouraged enthusiastically.
"Really, guys?" TenTen interjected. "Can't we just have a nice, relaxing silence around the fire after a hard day, without getting excited over stupid stuff? Is that too much to ask?"
Her speech went unheeded. Guy and Lee cheered loudly as the marshmellow was set aflame.
All this racket could alert the enemy, Neji thought in irritation. But trying to tell Guy and Lee that would just be a waste of breath.
"Lee.." Guy suddenly raised his hands in a stop-everything gesture. "I feel a song coming on."
This was met with heavy sighs from Neji and Tenten as they both facepalmed. "Here we go again," Tenten muttered feverishly.
Lee gasped. "Yes! Let us sing on, Guy-Sensei!"
Guy whipped out an acoustic guitar from nowhere. "Let's gather around the campfire and sing our campfire song," he boomed out. "A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song. And if you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing alooong!"
Lee appeared from behind Neji and Tenten. "Bom, bom, bommm."
Guy took a deep breath and sang at the top of his lungs, Lee struggling to keep up with his own singing. "C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! IFYOUTHINKWECAN'TSINGITFASTERTHENYOU'REWRONG, BUT IT'LL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALOOONG!"
"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G! GUY-SENSEI!" Lee cut in.
Guy clenched his fists and veins bulged on his head as he tried to follow suit. "SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E.."
Lee turned to Neji brightly. "Neji!"
"Good!" Lee played his guitar from on top of a hill. "IT'LL HELPPP, IT'LL HELPPP, IF YOU JUST SING ALOOONGG!" He jumped off and slid on his knees, bashing the guitar on the ground. "OH YEAHHH!"
"YES! SING WITH THE POWER OF YOUTH, LEE!" Guy screamed out, overjoyed.
Lee sighed contentedly as they took their seats back by the fire. Neji and Tenten were twitching. "Ah, wasn't that relaxing?"
"No," Neji and TenTen deadpanned in sync.
"Why don't we go another round, Lee?" Guy jumped up and down in all his glory.
"I'D LOVE TO, GUY-SENSEI!"
"Nooo," TenTen and Neji moaned, burying their faces in their hands.
Even something as simple as roasting marshmellows can never be normal with Team Guy.
A/N: LOL! I HAD SOOOO much fun with this! Can't you just see it? xDD Review pweez!