It is morning in Konohagakure no Sato. Konohagakure No Sato, the Village Hidden in the Leaves is the real life oxymoron of the ninja world. They believe that peace could be achieved by bloodshed. Instead of a dictatorship like the rest of the Elemental Hidden Nations, Konoha is a 'democracy' led by the council. The Hokage or Fire Shadow is just a front. The Hokage now just merely approves or denies contracts and such. What ultimately makes Konoha an oxymoron is the deep hatred of demons but where do bloodlines come from?

Well as said it is in the morning and their faux peaceful living is being disrupted. The Hokage Mountain had been painted on. Their beloved Hokages have been violated. As the people of Konoha were disgusted by the mockery of their current and former leaders, they heard a voice. They heard someone say, "I'm going to be the best Hokage to ever exist DATTEABYO!" They groaned as they knew exactly who he was.

The person is Naruto Uzumaki. Naruto Uzumaki is four feet seven inches. He has purple eyes. He has dirty blond hair. It went down to the middle of his back. He has three dark black whisker marks going almost to his sideburns. He is wearing an orange shirt with the Uzumaki swirl on the back. His pants are black with fire on the bottom. He is really cut for a thirteen year old. He has a 6 pack almost an 8 pack. It is pretty amazing he has any shape because of the malnutrition. He was not overly buff but was buff enough.

He is currently running away with the paint. As he ran a few jonin, chunnin, and even ANBU were trying to catch Naruto. He is able to hide from the ANBU and Jonin. The only person who has ever caught Naruto Uzumaki is Iruka Umino. Iruka is five feet six inches tall. He has brown hair that is put up in a ponytail. He has black eyes. He has tan skin. He has a scar going across his nose. Sometimes when no one is around he is known to make a dolphin noises.

He grabbed Naruto by the scruff of his neck. He thought to himself, 'Naruto, why are you making it harder and harder for me to keep up my transformation. Naruto you are troublesome baka aren't you.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX At the Academy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Hinata was having a great morning. The fact that she was having a great morning was an omen. Hinata has dark blue hair, reminiscent of the color of eggplant, fair skin and lavender-gray tinted white eyes. She is usually seen with a timid and shy expression with the exception of when she is around Naruto Uzumaki. Like the rest of her clan, she possesses the renowned Byakugan which when activated, stimulates the veins and arteries immediately around her eyes to protrude much more prominently. She looks similar to her mother. Her hair is in a hime-cut style, with chin-length strands framing her face. She wore a cream coloured hooded-jacket with a fire symbol on the upper right and left sleeves, and navy blue pants.

She is very quiet. She is actually a rebel. She has four tattoos. She has an Uzumaki symbol on her ankle. She has the letters of NHU on her wrist. She also has angel wings on her back. She has the Konoha symbol on her shoulder.

She is watching the people come into the building. She thought to herself, 'One more day. One more day and this weak ass helpless Hinata Hyuga will drop. Then they will see why the Hyugas are the strongest clan. Well for only a little bit, because the Uzumaki clan started with Naruto me and I will become the strongest. Sakura you are such a stupid baka. You didn't give Naruto a much better guy the chance because you want a eunuch vampiric emo like Sasuke. I am seriously starting to question these girls. What are they going to fix his problems? Sure they will and I am Itachi. Pitiful use of fangirls. Well I guess there is an upside to this at least I am the only one after Naruto. He he.' She had to wipe the blood of her nose.

The next one to come in is Shino. Shino has dark bushy brown hair, pale skin, and was the tallest ninja of this class. He is wearing dark sunglasses and a sea-green jacket with a high, upturned collar. He said in a monotone voice, "Hello Hinata-san, good luck on your test today." Hinata stammered, "G-good Morning Shino-kun, good luck on your test today."

The next person came into class early today albeit by force of his mother is Shikamaru. He has fairly long jet black hair tied in a spiky ponytail, narrow brown eyes, and wears ring earrings. He is wearing a grey shirt with mesh underneath. He looked at the two people that were in his class with a bored expression. He said to them, "good luck on your troublesome test"

The next is Kiba. He has messy brown hair, sharp black eyes with vertical slit-like pupils, pronounced canine teeth, and nails that he can change into claws. He also has the distinct red fang markings of the Inuzuka clan on his cheeks. Kiba's attire consisted of dark greyish-brown pants and a grey hooded coat over an apparent plate of armor and fishnet undershirt with blue sandals.

Kiba had a lustful smile on his face. He walked over to Hinata. He start to whisper something into her ear. She was turning red. Surprisingly it was not from embarrassment. No, it is from anger. She thought to herself, 'Kiba, tomorrow you are so going to get it. Oooh how great that is going to be. You are going to keep talking that big shit let's see about that tomorrow.' Hinata pushed him away from her.

The next person to come is Chouji. Chōji has brown hair, swirl marks on his cheeks, and like the rest of his clan, he has a much rounder physique than most other people. Chōji's wore grey shorts, a rather large white scarf, a short-sleeved green jacket over a white shirt with his clan's emblem on it, ring earrings, and his legs and forearms were wrapped in bandages. Chouji had a bag of chips. As he ate them he said, "Good luck everyone"

Sasuke came in next. Sasuke has black hair with a blue tint and onyx eyes. His hair hangs over both sides of his face to roughly frame his cheeks. Sasuke's clothing consisted of a blue, short-sleeved shirt with a raised collar and the Uchiha crest on the back, and white shorts.

He walked in like a vampire. He sat down and looked out the window. He thought to himself, 'Why Itachi? Why did you do it? I miss mom dad and my nads (balls) why did you take them away. I miss my nads'* Sasuke let a tear go down his cheek.

Ino Yamanaka is the next person to come in. She has blue eyes and her long blonde hair, always seen in a ponytail with bangs covering the right side of her face. her hair reached down to her waist. She wears a short purple vest like shirt with a raised collar, a skirt that was cut off on the sides and bandage on her stomach and legs. She also wore purple and white elbow warmers with this.

The final person that surprised them is Sakura Haruno. Sakura has bright pink hair, green eyes, and fair skin. Sakura wore a red dress with white circular designs, tight dark green shorts. She has a huge forehead. She has never been the second to last person to be in. She is always the first or second one there. She said, "Good luck Sasuke-kun!" Sasuke had another tear going down his face. what does it take to know to let her know he doesn't like her.

As they wondered where Iruka and Naruto was they heard some screaming. Naruto was being held by the scruff of his neck by their sensei, Iruka. Iruka dropped him on the floor and told him to take his seat. He took his assigned seat right next to Sasuke. Naruto said, "Hey guys did you see the Hokage Mountain being covered?" the nodded some of them laugh, some of them were angry, some were crying/brooding.

Iruka screamed, "Enough! Now class line up in alphabetical order. We and Mizuki are ready to give you your exam." Everyone passed as the flashed their new head bands. It was Naruto's turn. "Hai, Iruka-sensei" Naruto replied. He transformed into the 4 Hokage*. "Excellent! Now Kwarirmi. Just after that being said, Naruto switched with Mizuki, the other teacher. "Very good, Naruto all u have to do is do two bushin and you pass." Iruka said. 'C'mon, Naruto you can do it, I believe in you.' he thought.

Naruto was sweating bullets. He just can't do a bushin for the life of him. H-H-Hai Iruka-sensei" As he did the hand signs a glimmer shutter through his ody. He shouted, Bushin!" and two puffs of smoke came. When the smoke disappeared, two pale, sickly, melting, figures of Naruto were crawling saying, "Kill me!". Iruka was shaking his head in disappointment. 'Damnit, He was so close too!' "

I'm sorry, Naruto but you fail!".

Naruto put his head down and trekked away as he heard people called him: Deadlast, Dobe, Loser, demon, while laughing at him. Mizuki had a sickly smile on his face. 'The plan is coming together perfectly'

He was walking to his home when Mizuki with an empathetic looked on his face asked "Whats wrong Naruto?" Naruto looked at him. With a very depressed look on his face said, "I failed the test, Mizuki-sensei. I can't become a ninja. Ever". Mizuki looked at him with a surprised look and said "Naruto I have a preposition for you. Why don't you take the retest?"

Naruto's head shot up. 'A retake. I can pass the test and become a ninja Dattebayo.' "what do I have to do to pass Mizuki-sensei?" Mizuki smiled, 'Yes, i will finally get what I want ha ha ha' he whispered what he wanted Naruto to do.

Later that night...

Mizuki-teme told him if he stole the Forbidden Scroll that contained all the jutsu, secrets and everything. Naruto with the mask of stupidity blindly followed orders.

Naruto opened the scroll and saw some justus. He say the Kage Bushin, elemental bushin, blaze elemental attacks, ice elemental, boil elemental, storm elemental, gravity elemental and so much more.

While he was looking at the scroll he heard a noise. Naruto's ears started to twitch. He looked around louder and louder. The trees on the ground were being snapped. Naruto pulled out a kunai ready to attack. He heard it got louder. When he got there he saw something that shocked him. it shocked him so much it made him dropped the kunai on the ground. It made a thud sound informing the person or thing that Naruto was there.

Naruto said, "Nia-chan?" The person that was named is Nia Yoko. Nia Yoko is five feet three inches tall. She has emerald green eyes with a hint of gold. She has long beautiful burgundy hair that went down to her slender hourglass waist. Her skin is a creamy caramel. What is peculiar about Nia is that she has pointy crimson fox ears that are on the top her head. Her body is covered with a training bra and training shorts. Her stomach is has scar mark. On her back there is a burn mark. She has seven fluffy crimson tails on her back.

Her eyes went wide. she had been training hard to get Naruto. She has a mission that must be completed for her leader. She said, "Naruto-sama, I have been looking for you." Naruto was surprised at Nia. He saw how the sweat glistened off of her figure. He look at how her 33D-cup bust went up and down as she panted. His eyes nearly rolled as his young teenage hormones were going haywire at the sight of the extremely beautiful Nia. He shook his head to get the cobwebs and hot sensual thoughts of his childhood friend. He asked her since he trusted her with his life, "Nia-chan, I know you are good at the technique that can copy anything. Do you mind if you copy the contents on this scroll please. Then I want to talk to you about your travels. Do you know how much I missed you?" Naruto went up to her and hugged her as if she was his life line. She squeaked and blushed a deep red that matched her beautiful wavy hair. When Naruto let her go she took a deep breath. Her bust shook enticing Naruto's wondering eyes.

She said, "Sure Naruto-kun but tonight we got to go. It is time for us to go home." Naruto looked at her cryptically. He said, "Home? What do you mean home? Konoha is my home!" she shook her. She sighed as she said. "No Naruto. I will explain it later but I want you to learn these techniques." Naruto nodded and got to work

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX `With Iruka XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Iruka was running through the forest looking for Naruto. 'Why Naruto? Why would you take the Forbidden Scroll?'. He searched and found the blond sweating and panting looking like he has been working for hours straight. "Hey Iruka-sensei i learned something from the scroll. Do I pass?".

This broke Iruka out of his stupor. "Naruto, what are you talking about?" Naruto looked at him incredulously and said, "The retake test, of course, Dattebayo!". Iruka look at him questionably. "Naruto, what are you talking about? There is no retake. Who told you there was a retake?".

Naruto was about to reply when a demon shuriken whizzed right by them. "Well, well if it isn't the goody two shoes Iruka and the demon. I must say I'm impressed Naruto. You were able to get the scroll from the Hokage's vault and still be alive. You must really be a demon." Iruka's eyes opened. It all makes sense now. It was Mizuki.

Mizuki has greenish grey hair. He has purple eyes. He is wearing a chunnin vest. He is wearing a bandana around his fore head. It had the Konoha symbol on it. He taunted Naruto, "Naruto-kun, Naruto-kun did you really believe that you were going to get a retake. No, no, no I can't have that now. You see I need this for my master Orochimaru. I could always say I came to stop you from stealing the Forbidden Scroll. You were able to use a Katon Jutsu and burned it. I went into a rage and killed you. I will be a hero. And the demon will be dead."

Iruka clenched his hands together. How dare he talk about Naruto like that. Naruto said, "Mizuki-teme, I will make you pay for saying that about the future Hokage." Mizuki inwardly scowled but to not show this he laughed at Naruto. Since Naruto won't let him have the scroll there is plan B. he smirked as he said, "Naruto do you know you know why you are hated?"

Iruka eyes went into shock. Naruto was extremely curious. He was hated for some reason. He never knew why. Now he has a chance now. He was having an anxiety attack. Many times he wondered about that. He asked Mizuki, "T-there is a reason I am hated?" Iruka screamed in a dolphin sound, "NO Mizuki don't"

Mizuki smirked. He has Naruto right where he wanted him. He said, "Naruto, thirteen years ago the Kyuubi Kitsune attack Konoha. The Kyuubi was too powerful to be killed by the Yondaime. So the Yondaime being a fuinjutsu master knew what he had to do. He could not seal the Kyuubi into an adult or anything like that. So instead he sealed into an unnamed orphan. The orphan is you Naruto Uzumaki. You are the container of the Kyuubi no Kitsune. You are the demon you fucking demon brat. NOW YOU DIE!"

He threw a fuma shuriken at Naruto. Naruto was in too much shock to move. He is the Kyuubi no Kitsune. He could not believe it. He remember all the stares, the whisper, the everything. He did not even notice the fuma shuriken coming right at his face. Iruka however did see it. He did some hand signs that Mizuki never seen before. Iruka made a dolphin sound. The sound created a barrier to block the fuma shuriken. Naruto got out of his stupor as he saw Iruka do an attack that he has never seen before.

Iruka started to pant as he said get out of her. Naruto shook his head as he realized that Iruka protected him. Naruto started gain his youkai. His eyes were now slits and his claws were fully grown. He put his hands into the well known cross position. He said to Mizuki, "I have a trick that I am going to teach you! KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" Two hundred or so Narutos appeared.

Mizuki was shocked. The boy learned a B-rank jutsu. Now he got his kunai out to try and protect himself. It did him no good. He was beaten up. his blood was everywhere.

Naruto saw Iruka looking at him proudly. He said, "Naruto, close your eyes. I have something to give you." Naruto closed his eyes. When he opened them he say Iruka's forehead protector. Naruto had tears going down his face. Naruto took off the forehead protector. He gave it back to Iruka who was clearly in shock. Iruka asked the question, "Naruto, why are you giving me this me back? Don't you to become a ninja and to be the Hokage?"

Naruto looked at him with serious eyes. Iruka saw something snap in Naruto's eyes. Naruto said, "Iruka-sensei, I don't want to be Hokage anymore." Iruka looked at Naruto with even more shock. Naruto continued, "I don't want to be Hokage because it is almost impossible for to become it. Don't you see the civilians, ninjas, elders, everyone sees me as the Kyuubi no Kitsune. I don't know what to believe anymore. Here is the Forbidden Scroll. I am leaving Konoha. I don't know if I will comeback so don't wait for me. I will see you later Iruka-sensei." Naruto jumped off into the woods.

Iruka was in too much shock to notice. When he broke out of his stupor Naruto was already gone. He could not believe Naruto is actually serious about leaving he had to tell the Hokage.

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Iruka was talking to the Sandaime about Naruto's departure. The Sandaime has had a small goatee and short spiked hair, both being grey. He also has lines running vertically under each eye he has liver spots everywhere. He is currently wearing his Hokage robes on. He is not surprised by Naruto's departure. He is kind of happy because now Naruto can be happy once he learns of his heritage and life. He said to Iruka, "This is what we do…"

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX The Next Day XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Everything was right in the world people thought. Naruto is not around. The new genin were getting ready to meet their senseis. Yep all was right in Sakura's world. Iruka walked in. he had a sad smile on his face. He said, "Class, today I have good and worse news. One of your classmates, Naruto Uzumaki has passed. The problem is that he went on an undercover mission. My assistant was under suspicion as he did some things to his team mate. Naruto stopped him. The bad news is he sacrificed himself to do it. What I am trying to say is Naruto Uzumaki is, dead."

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Naruto was looking at the new village that he was transported to by Nia. She said to him, "Welcome to Makai. This is your birthplace, your birthright, your home. This is the place where you belong. Welcome home Naruto Uzumaki, Prince of Demons.

Author's Note this is a challenge from Midenigufutsu Koyote. she has some amazing challenges. if you have time you should do some of her challenges. the Harem includes Hinata, Nia, Ino and some OCs possible. also check out my poll.