Welcome to A Not-So-Normal Week. As the title states, it is not a normal week for Anakin, Ahsoka, Obi-Wan, and maybe a few other friends. Find out what's going weird and how hilarious it is!

Disclaimer: To avoid giving some stuff away, I will just say that i don't own ANYTHING in this story. ;)

This time, on A Not-So-Normal Week: Anakin, Ahsoka, and Obi-Wan are going to the Galactic Amusement Park, but when Ahsoka gets super hyper from too much coffee, who knows what will happen!

A Not-So-Normal Week

Chapter 1: Coffee, Cotton Candy, and Taco Men

"AHSOKAAAAAAAA!" Shouted Anakin Skywalker. It was early morning and still dark outside.

"What?" Ahsoka Tano mumbled sleepily. She was still in bed half sleeping.


"You're underwear?" Ahsoka replied, shocked. She sat up in bed. "Master, it's three o'clock in the morning!"

"Yeah well I need my underwear, Snips." Anakin said, coming into the room wrapped in a bath towel.

"Please," Ahsoka said, covering her eyes.

"Sorry," Anakin said, going back into the bathroom. "Well?"

Ahsoka sighed groggily and crawled out of bed. She walked over to the laundry basket and took out a pair of giant boxers with hearts on them.

She giggled slightly. "What's so funny, Snips?" Anakin called from the bathroom.

Ahsoka coughed, pretending nothing happened. "Oh, nothing!" She yelled back. She brought him the underwear and he took them and shut the door.

"You actually wear those things?" Ahsoka asked.

"Of course! I got them from my wife!" Anakin said.

"You're what?"

"AH! I mean no, I uhmmm, had them my whole life!" He corrected himself.

"….and they still fit?" Ahsoka said after a long pause.

"'Course why wouldn't they?" He asked, coming out of the bathroom fully dressed.

"Never mind, I'm going back to sleep." Ahsoka said, climbing back onto her bed.

"Why would you want to go to sleep? We're going to the Galactic Amusement Park today!" Anakin cried, jumping up and down like an excited youngling.

"That is why you're up so early?" She asked in disbelief.

Anakin nodded.

"You're kidding me!" She groaned, burying her face in her pillow and pulling the covers over her head.

Anakin ran up to her bed and pulled the covers off. "Get up! We are going to be late!" Anakin said, digging through her dresser to get her clothes. He pulled out a pink container. "Oooh! What's this?" He asked, taking the lid off to smell it.

Ahsoka jumped out of bed and snatched the pink container out of his hands. "That's my deodorant! Don't you know better than to dig through other people's stuff?"

"You know, funny you should say that," Anakin said, "Obi-Wan used to tell me the same thing!"

"Yeah I wonder why…" Ahsoka muttered.

"What'd you say?" Anakin asked.

"Oh, nothing!" Ahsoka said, putting on a bright smile.

"Ok, whatever, just get ready to go to the GAP."

"The… GAP?" Ahsoka inquired.

"Yeah- GAP, Galactic Amusement Park." Anakin replied.

"Oh, ok…" Ahsoka said, trailing off.

"WELL GET READY!" Anakin cried.

"Master it's only three thirty a.m.! When are we supposed to get there?" Ahsoka asked.

"Well I told Obi-Wan we'd meet him at nine." Anakin replied.

"That means I still have at least another four hours to sleep." Ahsoka said, and she jumped back in bed and covered herself with the blankets.

"Good. Night." She said.

"But it's MORNING!"

"WHATEVER! Just go throw strawberries at the wall or something!" Ahsoka cried.

"Oh. Ok." Anakin said, but instead he went to go watch TV. He turned on the kids channel and Blue's Clues was on.

"OOOOH!" Anakin squealed. "I LOOOOVVEEEE Blue's Clues!"

Ahsoka groaned and turned on her side. There was no way she was going to get back to sleep now!

"You found a clue!" Said the voice of Steve from the TV.

Ahsoka tossed and turned for over an hour. Her master never turned off the obnoxious TV. After Blue's Clues he watched Dora. Then Little Bear, then Winnie the Pooh!

Finally at five a.m., without getting one extra minute of sleep, Ahsoka gave up and got out of bed.

"FINALLY, Snips! I thought you would never get up!" Anakin said, turning off the TV.

"I'm going to take a shower." Ahsoka said, going into the bathroom.

"OK! I'll make breakfast." Anakin said, going into the kitchen.

About fifteen minutes later they were both sitting around their table.

Ahsoka was on her third cup of coffee, trying to stay awake. After her fourth cup of coffee, she was overloaded with caffeine and very hyper.

"AHH! I sooo totally can't WAIT until we get to GAP!" She squealed.

"I know, me neither!" Anakin agreed.

"Let's go right now!" She said.

"We can't, I told Obi-Wan we'd meet him at nine, it's only seven thirty!" Anakin said.

"Well then let's go get Obi-Wan and tell him we want to go earlier!" Ahsoka said.

"Great idea!" Anakin said, and he and Ahsoka got up and went out the door. Ahsoka ran straight all the way there, and once Anakin finally caught up with her, she was already knocking rapidly on the door.

Obi-Wan opened the door looking sleepy and still with his nightclothes on.

"Master Kenobi let's go to the Galactic Amusement Park! We're ready and we can be there early and we can have sooooo much fun!" Ahsoka said, not stopping to take a breath.

"What's up with her?" Obi-Wan asked.

"Too much coffee." Anakin replied with a sigh.

"Now you know how I felt." Obi-Wan said.

"Did I really every drink four cups of coffee in a row?" Anakin asked.

Obi-Wan looked at him. "You were far worse, Anakin."

"Oh…" Anakin replied, having nothing else to say.

"Come ON guys!" Ahsoka cried, jumping up and down.

"I am not ready to go!" Obi-Wan cried.

"Just come in your pajamas then!" Ahsoka said impatiently.

"No. No WAY. Just wait and I will be ready in ten minutes." Obi-Wan said.

"Ten minutes!" Ahsoka wailed. "That's like, an eternity!"

"Just be quiet Snips!" Anakin shushed her.

So Ahsoka got out a small paddleball game and began to play with it. She got it going so fast that Anakin had to look away to prevent himself from becoming dizzy. Finally she got it sooooo fast that the ball snapped off and hit Anakin in the head.

"OOOOWWWWW!" He screamed. "What was that for?" He demanded.

"It was an accident!" Ahsoka insisted. "They make these things out of such cheap elastic."

"Well then can't you at least be more careful?" He said, rubbing his head.

Obi-Wan opened the door. "What is going on, you two?" He asked.

Anakin and Ahsoka both started talking at once.

"Whoa! Slow down." Obi-Wan said.

"Anakin was yelling at me!" Ahsoka said, fake-crying.

"Well she hit me in the head with a paddleball!" Anakin protested.

"It was an accident!" Ahsoka said innocently, staring at Obi-Wan with big puppy-dog eyes.

Obi-Wan turned to Anakin. "Now, Anakin. You know far well enough that yelling at your Padawan is no good way to resolve the matter. Now let's go."

Ahsoka looked at Anakin with a mischievous smirk that said, "I won!"

Anakin glared back at her as if to say, "Just you wait, Snips."

The three got in the speeder. It was now eight a.m.

They left the hanger and Ahsoka said, "Are we there yet."

"No." Obi-Wan replied.

Three seconds later, "Are we there yet?"


Five seconds later, "Are we there yet?"


Five more seconds later, "Are we there yet?"

"NO!" Anakin and Obi-Wan shouted in unison.

A minute later, "Are we there… now?"


Two minutes later, "How 'bout… now?"

"NO!" said Anakin.

"Are you sure?"


"Are we there yet?"



"You cut me off and asked a different question!"

"You should listen better!"

"You should stop asking every five seconds!"

"You should stop being so bossy!"

"You should chill out!"

"You should stop being so grumpy!"

"You shouldn't drink so much coffee!"

"You started it!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did NOT!"


"STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!" Obi-Wan shouted at the top of his lungs. "Seriously you're acting like a bunch of younglings!"

"I'm not a youngling!" Ahsoka whined.

"Exactly! So just be quiet and we'll get there when we get there!" Obi-Wan said, and went quiet again and back to driving.

They drove in silence for about ten minutes.

"Are we there now?" Ahsoka asked impatiently. "I gotta pee!"

Anakin sighed, exasperated. "Why didn't you go before we left?"

"'Cause I didn't have to go then!"

"Oh BROTHER!" Anakin groaned.

"Now you know how I felt, Anakin." Obi-Wan repeated, not taking his eyes off the steering wheel.

Within another five minutes they arrived at the amusement park.

"YES! Finally!" Ahsoka cried. She jumped out and ran to the nearest bathroom.

When she came back a minute later, Anakin and Obi-Wan were waiting at the ticket line for her.

They got their tickets and went inside.

"wooooooooooow!" Ahsoka said as she looked at all the rides and games.

"LET'S GO MASTER!" She cried to Anakin. She grabbed his arm and dragged him to the highest rollercoaster.

"Let's ride on that!" She said, pointing to it.

"That?" Anakin said, "That's the highest, fastest, swirliest rollercoaster in the whole park, Snips. You sure you want to ride on it?"


"Ok, let's go," Anakin said. They got in line and in about a minute they were strapped into the cars.

The rollercoaster took off and record-breaking speeds, swirling and twirling. Ahsoka screamed in joy, throwing her hands in the air.

Anakin loved it too. But as it got faster, and swirlier, and twistier, Anakin enjoyed it more, but Ahsoka began to dislike it.

The car climbed to the tippy top of an arc, and whoosh! the car dropped down faster than ever.

Ahsoka felt her stomach drop as the car careened down the track. She began to get a little queasy. But just as she thought she wouldn't be able to stand it anymore, it ended.

They got off the car. Ahsoka nearly fell over she was so dizzy from the twisting car.

"M-master, there's… three of you." She mumbled.

"Told you it was the fastest swirliest car ever." Anakin said, completely unfazed. He led his dizzy Padawan to a bench.

Obi-Wan strolled up to them. "Where have you two been?"

"Ahsoka wanted to ride the biggest rollercoaster." Anakin said, making it sound like the worst idea ever.

Suddenly Ahsoka's eyes lit up. "MASTER! They have COTTON CANDY!" Ahsoka shrieked joyously. She ran to the cotton candy stand.

"Ahsoka you already had too much caffeine the last thing you need is too much sugar!" Anakin said.


"Ok, fine." Anakin said. They bought some cotton candy and sat down to eat it.

"I loooooooooove cotton candy!" Ahsoka said, eating the fluffy pink sugar. They finished it quite quickly.

"Can we get some more?" Ahsoka asked.




"Pretty please?"


"Pretty please with Padme on top?"



"FINE. But just one more."

"YAAAY! You're the best master ever!"

Anakin sighed and they went to go get more cotton candy.

Ten minutes, lots of Ahsoka begging, and five sticks of cotton candy later, Anakin dragged Ahsoka along to find Obi-Wan.

"Let me go! I want to ride on the carousel!" Ahsoka cried, pulling at her master. But Anakin kept a tight grip on her arm and managed to find Obi-Wan.

"Master, she won't stop! She's super hyper!" Anakin wailed.

Obi-Wan rolled his eyes.

"You're not going to help me?" Anakin wailed. "She's driving me CRAZY!"

Obi-Wan sighed deeply. "It's your own fault for letting her get so much cotton candy!"

"She wouldn't stop asking!" Anakin said. Ahsoka pulled on his arm harder. "STOP IT SNIPS!" He yelled. Everyone in the park turned around to look at them. Anakin flushed deep red. "Hehehe, hi everyone! Everything's… normal," He said to everyone, and they went about their business again.

"Can't we just leave, Obi-Wan?" Anakin said.

"We haven't even eaten lunch yet!" Said Obi-Wan, "And, I really wanted to try out the arcade."

Anakin sighed exasperatedly. "Fine. Let's go eat lunch."

They all went to the food court and ordered their food. Ahsoka got a cheeseburger with fries and soda, Obi-Wan got a pizza and iced tea, and Anakin got a hot dog and lemonade.

They sat down and began to eat. Ahsoka was very hungry and started shoving food into her mouth.

"How can you eat so much and not get fat?" Anakin asked his Padawan in amazement.

Ahsoka swallowed her large mouthful of food and shrugged. "I dunno. But you only say that 'cause you're jealous." She said, poking him in the arm.

"Are not!" Anakin cried.

"Are too!"

"Are not!"




Obi-Wan took his pizza box and smacked himself on the head with it. "Will you two just CHILL?" He shouted.

"Sorry, Obi-Wan." Anakin replied.

"Yeah sorry." Ahsoka replied, taking another bite of her food. They finished eating quickly.

"So can we go to the arcade now?" Obi-Wan asked.

"Sure, I guess." Anakin said.

"YAY! To arcade!" Ahsoka cried.

"Will your sugar ever wear off?" Anakin asked her.

Ahsoka thought for a moment. "Probably not." She said with a smirk.

Anakin groaned. They finally got to the arcade.

Ahsoka ran off immediately, got some tokens and started playing games.

"Phew, did we get rid of her?" Anakin asked Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan rolled his eyes. "Let's just go play some games."

Anakin and Obi-Wan got some tokens and started playing games as well.

Obi-Wan found a game where you have to knock down tiny taco-men with balls. "OOOH! Taco Space Blast! MY FAVORITE!" He cried, but just as he was about to play, Ahsoka came up and said, "I LOVE TACO SPACE BLAST!"

Then they started arguing about who would play the game first.

"I saw it first!" Said Obi-Wan.

"Did not! I saw it before you even walked up to it!" Ahsoka protested.

"Yeah? Well I've been playing this game since it came out, before you were born!"

"I have a higher score!"

"Wanna bet?"


"What's your score?"


"Mine is 220,881,550."

Anakin cut in. "Ahsoka cheats!"


"Well then why don't we both play," Obi-Wan said, "And whoever loses has to buy the other a snow cone!"

"YOU'RE ON!" Ahsoka said. "I'll go first."

Ahsoka began to shoot down the taco-men and after the two minute game was up she got 197,285,204.

"I can beat that!" Obi-Wan said, and he flicked in a token and the game started up.

Two minutes and a whole lot of shot down taco-men later, Obi-Wan ended up with 197,285,203.

"Ha! HaHA!" Ahsoka cried. "I WON!"

"That's not fair! It got stuck on the last shot!" Obi-Wan retorted.

"Yeah right. Don't be such a sore loser!" Ahsoka said.

Obi-Wan grumbled to himself and they went to the snow cone stand and all got snow cones, but Obi-Wan had to buy Ahsoka's.

After they finished their snow cones, they sat on a bench to relax.

"What should we do now?" Asked Ahsoka, who was leaning against the bench with her eyes closed, soaking up the warm sun.

Maybe her caffeine and sugar is finally wearing off! Anakin thought to himself. "Well, it's getting kind of late. Maybe we should go home."

"Yeah that sounds like a good idea." Obi-Wan said, so they went to the exit and got back into the speeder. Within fifteen minutes they were back at the Temple. Obi-Wan went back to his room, and Anakin and Ahsoka went back to their shared quarters.

After eating dinner it was very late so Ahsoka and Anakin went to bed.

The next morning the two were awakened by a large crash outside the room. The two both jumped out of their beds and ran to the door.

Ooohh! Cliffhanger! But those are the best chapter endings, now, aren't they? ;) well stay tuned my friends, for Chapter 2 is on it's way!