How Pac-Man Became Nam-Cap

Okay first off i'm not making fun of pacman i love pacman.

While Pac-Man sat at home smoking a cigarette reading a book called "How To Get RId Of Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde" while he only had 2 more minutes before showtime when he had to chase those damb ghosts. He looked threw the chapters of the book. Not knowing the people that wrote the book are the people he's trying to get rid of.

chapter 1. Admiting your a loser

chapter 2. you suck

chapter 3. why bother

chapter 4. blinky, pinky, inky. and clyde rule

chapter 5. Pac-Man your a dumb ass

finally realizing who wrote the book he went to eat those sorry little bastards for making fun of him. what he also didn't know was all of the ghosts were member of a gang. Blinky was the leader.

Alright who wants to get there ass kicked pac-man said.

he shouldn't have said that cause right then the ghosts took out all their pistals and blinky took out his machine gun they all pointed their guns at him then... BAM! they all started beating him with with the guns (i know you guys thought he was gonna get shot) after the beating blinky just HAD to scream

YEAH NOW WHOSE THE BITCH HUH! YEAH I BET YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D GET YOUR ASS KICKED HUH? HOWS IT FEEL HUH JACKASS?

PacMan lay there still when he got up and looked in the mirror he looked like this

Poor pacman turned retarded and thats how he became Nam-Cap

(Pac-Man)

he learned something that day dont mess with the ghost gang!

well thats it i just got bored and decided to make a funny pacman story.