A/N: I totally abandoned you and left you guys hangin'! I'M SO SORRY! It's summer time. No more finals. I'm free for a couple months. :)

SO. Here is Bella randomly being pregnant after Edward Leaves in New Moon. I HATE THOSE STORIES (for the most part) REMEMBER. Not all of these types of stories are horrible, but they are way over used. And also. I loved the comment about my grammar being bad. NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. Anyway. Keep reviewing you little foxes!

Bella: OUCH. MY TUMMY HURTS.

Jacob: Oh, Bella! Are you okay? I'll love you forever!

Bella: I think I'm preggerrrrs!

Jacob: With a vamp baby? Hell NAW. I'm outta here!

Bella: BUT YOU LIKE SAID FOREVERSZZZZZZ!

-Edward comes back, and sneaks into Bella's room at night.-

Bella: -hears sound and randomly yells out -EDWARD?- even though she hasn't seen hhim for like a year.- Oh, it could never be him...

Edward: Bella. OMFG. I FUGGIN MISS YOU.

Bella: IM PREGGERZ EDDIE.

Edward: YAY! Wanna forget this happened and be in PERFECT HARMONY/LOVE AGAIN?

Bella: FORGET WHAT? I LOVE YOU !

-Alice pops in- SQUEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!111!1!11!1!-

A/N: I hope that satisfies you guys since I haven't been on in a while. Y'all should like subscribe to me, not my stories so that you can get updates for all of them. AKA this one and Ahh! Zombies! Lol. GO READ THAT.

Luff you guysss :)