Subject: Title Goes Here
Chapter 12 Tails Of Jail Cells
To: twinkletoes, earthangel, scarface, meatandsarcasmguy
Subject: Party Time!
When: tonight at six
Where: Toph's house
Wear: whatever the heck you wanna wear
Why: to celebrate Sokka and Zuko getting out of prison! Even if they were only in there for one night, it's still something that needs to be celebrated.
You agree with me? Yes. Yes I know you do.
Anyway, this was a horrible thing that happened to my older brotha and dear friend Zuko.
And it's all He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's fault.
No, not Voldemort.
So come and be merry and have cactus juice soda and all that good stuff.
p.s. AANG AND I ARE BACK TOGETHER! :) You all knew that but I just wanted to see it in writing.
Subject: The Key
...to my heart!
Jk. The key to my house. I realized in prison that I never gave it to you. SO tonight
I'll give it to you.
AND YES I KNOW YOU CAN JUST BREAK IN but I'm giving it to you anyway, ok?
Oh, and another thing I forgot about. It's something I wanted to tell you. The night when I was arrested, at the door when Mako was holding me in handcuffs, I noticed something different about you. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, and I still don't remember why you looked so different. Hmmm... Maybe it was your hair or something. Or new PJ's? Don't know.
ANYWAY you looked really different and you looked BEAUTIFUL but you didn't really look like you.
What I'm TRYING TO SAY is that you look beautiful no matter what you look like, even if you have new PJ's or not. I always love how you look.
Subject: hey :)
Hey there. So tonight we're having that party thing and stuff. Yup.
But you and I should hang out before that.
Subject: Trying To Think Of A Good "The Key" Quote... Its Not Happening
Yeah yeah, fine, I'll take your silly little key.
BUT I can always break in whenever I want. Having a key is nice, tho. So thank you.
Well... I can tell you what was different about me, but that would just ruin the moment.
Gosh, Sokka. That was pretty romantic. :) Seriously, tho. My criminal boyfriend giving me the key to his house and telling me he loves me no matter what I look like.
You are just perfect.
To: sassywatergoddess, earthangel, twinkletoes, meatandsarcasmguy
Subject: (Re:) Party Time!
I completely agree with you. This definentily needs to be celebrated.
Voldemort? Why would Voldemort frame us? We're not even wizards so what the heck.
P.S. Congratulations to you two! :)
Subject: hey hey :)
Hmm. Hanging out before the party, during the party, after the party?
I'm good with all of it. :)
Subject: Happy Days Are Here At Last :)
I'm so happy. I'm the happiest girl in the world! Aang and I are together again, Sokka and Zuko are out of jail, you and Sokka aren't fighting, everything is just PERFECT! :)
It's so crazy. This whole thing started out because I was paranoid and jealous and so I kissed Jet. And now we're together again, well, kind of THANKS to Jet.
If he hadn't stashed that crap in Sokka and Zuko's cars, they would have never been arrested, and I wouldn't have been in the state of mind that I was during that night after they were taken away. I didn't even care that Aang and I were fighting, I just ran right up to him to see if he was ok, and we were talking like everything was normal, and THEN HE KISSED ME.
And then Jet showed up and I went all hardcore "get outta my life" on him and PUNCHED him.
It was awesome.
And you know what the best part about all this is? I think he actually listened to me. Jet, that is. Sokka and Zuko were realesed early this morning because the real criminal called in and confessed. They didn't tell us who the person was, but WE know who it was.
IT WAS JET.
WHICH MEANS HE ACTUALLY LISTENED TO ME.
Which means he might not be as bad as we think he is after all!
ANYWAY I'm just glad my dad didn't freak out too bad. And I'm glad he's letting us throw a celebration party for them.
HOLY CRAP THIS EMAIL IS SO LONG AND FULL OF EMOTION. I MIGHT JUST THROW UP INTO A VOLCANO.
TOPH. TOPH HELP ME.
SCOOBY-FREAKING-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?
KATARA has logged in
SOKKA has logged in
TOPH has logged in
AANG has logged in
ZUKO has logged in
ZUKO why are we on a chatroom? We're going to be seeing eachother in thirty minutes
SOKKA because chatrooms are AWESOME.
TOPH I have to agree
ZUKO le sigh
AANG stop being in such a bad mood, Zuko! You need to be more happy
ZUKO I'm never ha-
KATARA ANYWAY you guys need to tell us all about your one night spent in jail.
TOPH oh yes! Tell us the thrilling details about sitting on dirt for 12 hours with nothing to do.
ZUKO actually there was plenty of stuff to do
SOKKA yeah guys jail was pretty interesting. We even met some pretty cool people.
AANG really? Wow who would have thought you guys would make friends in jail
SOKKA was that an insult?
KATARA tell us everything!
ZUKO ok so when we first got there we were thrown in jail with 3 other guys. And you'll never believe who they were.
SOKKA ooh! Ooh! Me! I wanna tell the story! Pick meeee!
ZUKO oh my gosh... Fine! Sokka can tell the story.
SOKKA yes! Ok. So you'll never guess who the first person was.
TOPH let me guess. Our History Professor, Professor Zhao?
SOKKA HOW DID YOU KNOW?
TOPH he was arrested right in the middle of school last week. Everyone saw it.
SOKKA fine, yes, it was our History teacher, Zhao. But he didn't quite seem like himself. I think they're probably gonna move him to phsyciatric hospital or something because that guy was just talking to himself and he seriously seemed crazy.
ZUKO I kinda felt bad for him.
AANG that's horrible. I still remember he had some kinda grudge against me for some reason. He would fail me on every test EVEN when I didn't get one question wrong.
KATARA what?! That's messed up.
TOPH that's just sad.
TOPH so who else was in there?
ZUKO the father of-
SOKKA I WANNA SAY IT!
SOKKA ok so you remember Mako from school? Also the rookie cop who aressted me?
KATARA I remember
SOKKA do you guys know his girlfriend, Asami?
AANG I thought Korra was his girlfriend
ZUKO me too
TOPH didn't he breakup with her or something?
KATARA I thought so too!
AANG well. This is weird.
SOKKA well whatever! I thought he was dating Asami, but who knows. ANYWAY Asami's DAD was in jail with us last night.
KATARA what? Seriously? I didn't know her dad was in jail!
TOPH me neither! Why's he in the slammer?
SOKKA no idea. He wouldn't tell us why
ZUKO but he was actually a pretty cool guy
SOKKA yeah he's a SCIENTIST, like Teo's dad. He had so many idea's for all these new inventions! It's incredible!
ZUKO and the last guy, you guys don't know him so you won't-
SOKKA I THOUGHT I WAS TELLING THE STORY?
ZUKO OH MY GOSH JUST SHUT UP WHILE I SAY THIS PART.
ZUKO thank you. ANYWAY, the last guy was this big muscley guy with tattoos and I seriously thought he was gonna beat us up or something, but he ended up giving us some pretty good girl advice.
AANG what? No way!
SOKKA way! He was super awesome. We never got his name tho.
AANG I'm starting to wish I had gotten myself thrown in jail
KATARA hahahahahahahaha... Good one
TOPH oh you two. Always making me laugh.
ZUKO yup. Anyway that's pretty much it.
TOPH well it sounds just dandy.
ZUKO it was dandy. Thanks Toph.
TOPH always here for you, buddy.
AANG you know, there is something I wanna talk about besides your guys' jail mates. Our plans.
KATARA our plans?
TOPH what, like for college?
AANG no! Our secret plans! During the slumber party! My plan, Sokka and Toph's plan, and Katara and Zuko's plan.
SOKKA AHA SO YOU ADMIT IT! You DID have a plan!
AANG yeah, well... Yes and no. I had a plan to just go in and wing it. So it wasn't a very good plan. And besides, NONE of our plans worked, did they?
KATARA mine was working perfectly until Sokka and Zuko got arrested.
SOKKA not our fault.
KATARA I wasn't saying it was!
TOPH our plan was working perfectly, too!
SOKKA um, well, actually...
TOPH actually WHAT?
ZUKO it was KIND of working. Except that I ended up having to punch Aang unconcious instead of just giving him a ride.
AANG yeah thanks for that, by the way.
ZUKO hey! I wouldn't have had to do it if you would've just gotten in my car!
TOPH woah Zuko. That sounded totally creepy.
ZUKO you know what I meant!
TOPH mmhmm yeah sure
SOKKA and there was also the whole "Aang unconcious in the backyard" part that would've never worked out of you brought Katara in the backyard, Toph
KATARA ugh! See, this is exactly why I didn't want you guys doing this stupid plan in the first place! It ended up backfiring and it would never have worked.
AANG and thanks to your guys' stupid plan, I STILL have a headache from getting bumped around!
TOPH it sounds so wrong
AANG oh grow up Toph
ZUKO well it would've worked if it wasn't for you meddling kids
KATARA wait wait... What? Zuko? Are you telling me you were part of Sokka and Toph's plan all along?
SOKKA don't be a dirty liar! He was the freaking captain of Operation Viper
ZUKO what? TOPH was
KATARA you guys are driving me CRAZY
AANG well either way, my plan was the only plan that didn't fail
AANG I went in there AGAINST MY WILL but nonetheless, having a plan to just wing it, and I did. And now Katara and I are back together.
KATARA tis true :)
SOKKA my life is a lie
TOPH yes, Sokka. Yes it is.
ZUKO I am so done with plans.
SOKKA I am so done with jail.
TOPH whatever. I am so done with parties.
AANG has logged off
KATARA has logged off
SOKKA what? Where did they go?
ZUKO probably to makeout
TOPH 'tis true
SOKKA not with MY baby sister! AANG! GET BACK HERE!
TOPH sokka, just let it go.
ZUKO is that a Frozen refrence?
SOKKA oh, whatever... the cold never bothered me anyway.
A/N: HURRAY FOR CRAPPY ENDINGS!
Yeah, well, there it is. I finished this thing. IT'S DONE.
I really hope you enjoyed it. I LOVE YOU ALL! AND I ALSO LOVE FROZEN. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT THEN GO SEE IT RIGHT
LIKE RIGHT NOW. SERIOUSLY.
ANYWAY, I just wanna say that I DON'T own Avatar: The Last Airbender. Mike & Bryan did a magnificant job with that show. Gosh. That show was like my CHILDHOOD. I seriously love that show, those characters. It was really amazing.
I'm so glad I'm able to write stories about them.