NOTE: I am writing this as I go, so if it seems weird, is a crack fic, or makes you crave an omelet, I have done my job.

She sat there, she was so bored. Iris petted her small Kibago, who was trying to think of something to do. She looked at the clock, it was 1:00pm. She paced around for a long time, and looked at the clock again. 1:04pm. "Ugh, Kibago, why does why does time always slow down when I have a crappy day?" she asked. He answered with a muttering of his name, and then hopped onto her shoulder.

"Kib, kiba!" he yelled in her ear.

"No, I don't want to go look for a grapefruit tree." she replied.

"Kiba kiba kib?"


"Ba bago kiba?"

"That's more of a guy thing."

"Kiba kib?"

"AWESOME! YES! LET'S DO THAT! First, we need some eggs..." and she headed off to the market in the middle of Karakusa Town.

"That will be twenty-five dollars and thirty-nine cents. Have a good day!" the cashier said to Iris, with one of those traditional I don't care about you, I'm only smiling so I can get a raise looks from the cashier. Iris took the bag, and ran the mile and a half run to Dento's gym, where she pulled an egg container out of the bag and put it on the ground.

"Steady now..." she said, and threw an egg up in the air, where it flew through the window of the gym. She heard a scream, and laughed. Then an egg covered Dento came bursting through the doors.

"YOU!" he screamed. She threw about 30 eggs at him. He picked a yolk off of his head, threw it at her, and walked back inside. She was laughing so much, she didn't even notice the egg yolk on her forehead. Some kid with a Pikachu walked by her, rolled his eyes, and went into the gym. She waited. And waited. And waited. And then she heard the insane laughs coming out of the gym. The kid came back out, looked at her and said...

"Gimme an egg."


Don't worry, it's not full blown crack, it has a point that I'm getting to. I have no idea how to get to it, but it has one...