A New Kind of Beauty
I will never forget the time when I met Candice Miller who later became the love of my life. It all started when I came home from rehab, by then everything had changed.
My mom divorced my dad, I broke up with Jane, and I started limiting my camera usage. I was free from my abusive father and relieved to never see him again. But enough about me, let's move to
September 27, 2009
I was sitting in the library reading A Midsummer Night's Dream for English class. I had a thing for Shakespeare plays, I always thought they were the most amazing works of literature. Then a girl
about my age pasted by me as I was reading Act II. She was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, even better than that stupid plastic bag I filmed last year. Her eyes were the color of dark
chocolate which matched her gorgeous pin straight hair. She was fiddling with her iPod earphones while studying. She wasn't wearing any makeup but I didn't mind. I sat down next to her turning
my head away from her beauty, I couldn't dare to look at her. I was still too angry thinking about my past relationship with Jane, I was so mad I just wanted to confess my revenge to the angel next
to me and so I did. She lowered the music on her iPod so she could concentrate on her work, I just sat there with an angry look on my face.
"You know sometimes I feel like someone should just-"
"Kill Jane Burnham and dump her body in the lake OH MY GOD!" She joined in with me. It's so strange how a girl this beautiful would want to kill my former love.
"Shut up!" She said.
"No you shut up!" I replied with a grin.
"I'm Candice," she introduced herself to me.
"Ricky!" I shook her hand politely. "This is so weird because just today I was
thinking about how I wanted to find my ex-girlfriend, and kill her without a trace of evidence."
"Well lets go find her and kick her ass." Candice said with a smile.
"That sounds awesome!" I said in excitement.
Finally I met someone who hated Jane the same way I did. I could tell Candice was the one for me.
Author's Note: Yes the dialogue above is a parody of when Judas meets Ponchus Pilate from the Family Guy episode "Believe it or Not, Joe's Walking on Air."