Kitty was singing to her music, then Kurt turned the music off.
"There's someone driving on the driveway."
"Well, no duh, that's what you do on a driveway." Kitty said. He teleported away, and Kitty turned the music back on. Lance pulled up in his Jeep and ran into Kitty's room.
"Hey Pretty Kitty," He said. Kitty screamed.
"There's a creeper in my room!"
Kurt suddenly appeared again with a gun and said, "Get out of here, you creeper." And shot Lance in the stomach, kicking him off the balcony. He fell into the Jeep and it started rolling forward, into the trees, and there was a big fireball as it exploded.
Kitty screamed, "No, not the poor trees! Thank god he's finally gone." Wolverine appeared and grabbed the gun from Kurt.
"Oh no, the ghost is coming back!" Kitty screamed.
"That's right! I'm going to haunt you like a creeper!" Lance's ghost shouted, appearing in the room and laughing.
"No, you're not going to haunt my girlfriend." Kurt said and blew on Lance's ghost, who dissolved. They lived happily ever after. The End.