I'm Only As Smart As My House Says I Am

A HariPo freeverse piece

by mew-tsubaki

Note: The Harry Potter characters belong to J.K. Rowling, not me. This pairing was discovered by me, so please gimme a little mention if you write them! Thanks! It is one of many of Mew and Mor's Weird Pairings, most of which you may find in my forum topic in the HPFC, found here (Just take out the spaces!): http : / forum. fanfiction. net/ topic /44309 /25299326 /1/ Read, review, and enjoy! And check out and join the forum challenge!


"One more time, one more time

If I were to be born again

Next time around

I want to be your number one"

Naoto Tamura, "I Want to Be Your Number One"


I'm an intelligent girl

Why else would I be in Ravenclaw?

I don't break rules

I won't heed peer pressure

&& I won't let others walk o v e r me

So eventually I had to

s n a p

Which was probably because of Percy

I suppose it was the


evident to all prefects and Heads


being the naughty girl was

f u n

& even Percy fell

into that trap of skulking about like the underclassmen we were meant to discipline

But here's the ironic thing:

even I couldn't stand Percy

for that long

He wasn't a complete stickinthemud

but my life needed some

excitement, e n j o y m e n t

& only those coal eyes

made me feel that way

Think about it

Joyous eyes

Devilish good looks

(a lovely, sweet, & wide grin)



I sensed a heart that


Really, I felt the darkness in the

h o l l o w

of my chest

&& I wanted his light to shine on


But I made the wrong choice

& I couldn't stand to stay

with Percy

(lucky Audrey's so tolerant)

If I could have a do-over,

I know I would choose

more W I S E L Y


Wow… This ended on a CANON note! :O Rare for me—something you know if you've read my other stuff. XD Anywho, I'm intrigued by the possibilities for Peneloplee…

Those lyrics are from the anime Martian Successor Nadesico, btw. :)

Thanks for reading and please review!

-mew-tsubaki ;3