The Psychotic Fangirl Heart Breakers
Truemythewise: *enters onto a stage with curtain pulled shut behind her* "Hello everyone, yes it's me again. And guess what, I've decided to break my vow to never write a fanfiction, again. However, what I am doing this time is going to be a tad bit different from what I believe most of you read. In fact I don't know if this has ever been done. It probably has, but just might not be that popular. In any case… To the point!
I am going to be hosting a sort of competition. It's a little complicated so pay attention. I'm going to write up four of my favorite fan scenes that I have imagined and have never brought myself to write down. Each of these four scenes *Stars* a different character from a different story. In your review, you will vote for your favorite scene/character, but don't vote till I have written and posted all of the scenes, because once you cast your vote you will not be able to change it. Understand?... from your silence I'm going to assume that you do.
Okay! Now, the moment you have all been waiting for! The contestants!" *pulls a string and curtain whips away to either side* *cough* "Drum roll, please?"
*in the orcastra pit a sweaty, large, bald man hunches over the drum and moves sticks accordingly*
Truemythewise: "First up we got none other than Rand Al'thor, The Dragon Reborn!"
Rand: *shoulders slums, hands in his pocket, enters stage to the sound of roaring crowd of fangirls. He shifts his eyes from side to side, clearly wanting to be somewhere else.*
Truemythewise: "Damn it! Show some enthusiasm will ya?"
Truemythewise: *rolls eyes* "Fine, but don't expect that attitude to get you any votes!"
Flicker: *appearing out of thin air* "To the contrary, that attitude will probably get him more votes than he knows what to do with.*
Truemythewise: *flabbergasted* "What are you doing here? Didn't I blow you out?"
Flicker: "It's a different fic, I get to be alive in this one."
Truemythewise: *grumbles* "Well, fine, but don't steel any screen time." *address roaring crowd of fangirls* "And our second contestant will be… Ichigo Kurosaki, human, substitute Shinigami, and Vizard!"
*Bleach number one song fill the auditorium* "Waaooohhooo, if you wanna see some action…"
Ichigo: *falls from the stage ceiling and lands in a crouch. Stands up, soul reaper in hand, throws his huge blade over his shoulder and smiles a crooked smile.*
*Fangirls go crazy! One manages to get past the security guards holding the mob at bay. However, upon reaching the stage faints and is dragged away.*
Rand: *frowning at Ichigo's soul reaper.* *in normal monotone* "That sword doesn't make any sense…"
Ichigo: *over his shoulder* "Huh?"
Rand: "It's completely irrational, a sword that size, might as well lug around a guillotine."
Ichigo: "Guil- What?"
*their conversation is cut short as the third contestant enters the stage.*
Bruce Wane: *glances at the speakers lining the auditorium.* *Bleach, number one is still playing.* "Why isn't my song on?"
Truemythewise: "Damn it! I told you to wait until I call your name!"
Bruce Wane: "I'm Batman, I can't help it."
Truemythewise: "Well, then don't come complaining to me because your music's not playing." *waves hands at sound crew in the back* *Batman orcastra theme belatedly starts up.*
Truemythewise: *plastic smile to the crowd.* "And Bruce Wane, staring Christian Bale, as Batman!"
Bruce Wane: "Can you just write Batman? People aren't supposed to know my secret identity."
Truemythewise: "Well, you should have put on your costume before coming on stage then!"
Bruce Wane: "It's not a cotsu-"
Truemythewise: *talking over Bruce Wane* "Last but not least!" *glances at audio people in the back and Batman theme cuts off."
Bruce Wane: *grumbles* "His got to play longer than mine did." *nods at Ichigo*
Rand: "Nothing to be done about it."
Ichigo: "That's because I'm cooler than you."
Bruce Wane: "Fuck, no, I'm Batman!"
Truemythewise: "Will you three shut up!"
Naruto: "Shadow clone jutsu!"
Truemythewise: "God damn it! I haven't-"
*a hundred Naruto's come running out from all manner of places. Naruto's bust from the ceiling, come running from the crowd, climbing out of the orcastra pit onto the stage.* Rand takes the opportunity to try and sneak of the stage, but his halted by Batman, who had also used to chaotic atmosphere to slip off stage and change into his outfit and slip back on again.*
Batman: *hand on Rand's shoulder.**throaty guttural voice* "If I got to stay, you do to."
Rand: "How do you move so bloody fast?"
Batman: "I'm Batman."
Ichigo: *surrounded by Naruto's* "Hey! What? What is this?" *is having trouble not cutting any of the Naruto's with his soul reaper. He holds it above his head with both arms in the air.*
Naruto's: "Yeah!" *all throw hands up in the air.*
*The crowd of fangirls welcomes Naruto's appearance with an indifferent silence.*
RandomFangirl: "What's he doing here?"
RandomFangirl#2: "Yeah, why not Sasuke? He's way cuter."
Naruto: "What?" *is so shocked by the crowds rejection that all Naruto shadow clones disappear.*
Ichigo: "The hell?"
Randomfangirl: "Sasuke is pretty cute, but I like Garaa better"
Naruto: "I don't understand. I'm the main character. The show is freakin named after me! I have my own bridge and everything."
Rand: *inspecting fingernails* "Bridge, big deal I got half the world in my fist."
*Garaa and Sasuke jump onto stage from above*
Naruto: "Garaa, Saskai! What are you doing here?"
Garaa: *taking out eyeliner and mirror from his pocket.* *starts redoing his eye makeup* "Apparently there is some debate as to whether or not you should be here.*
Sasuke: "Yeah, you don't meet the emo standers for the fangirls.
Naruto: *crossing arms* "Whatever, being emo is totally overrated."
Sasuke: "I don't know. By all rights I should be here. Not only do I have a traumatic past that reaches out to all manner of fangirls, I am also a total cold hearted asshole who betrayed my friends for power." *nods to Rand* "Not unlike yourself."
Rand: "I didn't betray anyone."
Sasuke: "Right, keep telling yourself that, Kinslayer."
*Lews Therrin goes nuts in Rands head*
Rand: "Glare, but is too distracted by Lews Therrin to come up with a reply.*
Sasuke: "Anyway, step aside Naruto, if you aren't emo, you gotta be cold hearted and since you are neither you don't fit the criteria for this competition. I, on the other hand happen to be both."
Ichigo: "Emo? Cold hearted? Lame, only weaklings and losers need those things to get fangirls. *crooked smile at the crowd again.*
*crowd of fangirls scream in unison and immediately try to push their way through the security guards once again.
Naruto: "You're wrong, Sasuke. It's not that you have to be emo or coldhearted." *points to banner hanging above the stage.*
* The Psychotic Fangirl Heart Breakers*
Sasuke: "But, I am crazy."
Truemythewise: "You are, and technically you do meet all the requirements, it's just well. You look really ugly when you transform, and unlike the rest of these guys you're a total asshole. And… well Orochimaru is fucking weird. He's cool and all, just not my favorite bad guy. And lastly, you're wearing a dress. So, tata."
*hanger comes out from corner of stage and drags Sasuke away.*
Garaa: "What about me? I'm crazy, emo, cold, and have a heart. (ßstatement makes no sense) Shouldn't I be here instead?"
Truemthewise: "No, you didn't get enough screen time."
Garaa: "Wow, so only main characters then." *starts to walk off stage but before he reaches the exit he turns back to glare at Naruto. "It's always you."
Naruto: *eyes widen* "Garaa!"
Garaa: *ninja sprints off stage*
Naruto: "Garaa! Come back!"
Truemythwise: "And that ends our introduction. The next post will be scene I created with one of these characters. Please leave in the comments which you'd like to see first. And don't hesitate to ask any questions."