YO! Hey hey im backz again and I would just like to tell ya im exhausted from the fall festival! It was pretty boring till da end...but it gave me one hell of an idea! so read and review please! Disclaimer: I do
Disclaimer: I doNOT own Naruto, the Akatsuki, or the fall festival." LISTEN UP ALL AKATSUKI'S!" a large voice echoed. All heads turned. "we are going to the fall festival tomorrow" suddenly a blonde stood up, knocking the chair over. "really, un?" Pein nodded. "OMG I CANT WAIT, HMN!" Deidara squealed fangirlish. Everyone looked at the blonde dumbfounded. " please don't tell me you don't know what the fall festival is, yeah." the room was silenced. "how could you not know, hmn!" everyone shrugged. Pein sighed. "well since you seem to know so much, why don't you try to explain it to them." with that last statement he left to go tend to some 'paperwork'. "okay! Everyone pull up and seat and listen to me, yeah!"
" at the fall festival they have all kinds of things, hmn!" a excited blonde sat on a chair with all eyes glued onto him." like what kind of things?" Kisame asked, somewhat interested. "well they have games, food boo-" "FOOD! that wasn't very nice to interrupt...shut up...whatever..." Deidara eyed the plant man and began to speak again. "like I was saying, yeah. They have games, food booths, and rides, hmn!" Itachi looked up from his book. "what kind of games?" he asked nonchalantly. " hmm, well theirs ring toss, basketball,fish bowl, darts, and guessing games, yeah" Kisame and Itachi's eyes were both lit up like a Christmas tree. Deidara smirked. "what kind of food do they serve there?" Zetsu asked. "well they have pronto pups, corn on the cob, pizza, etc." " pronto pups?" "corn dogs, un." Zetsu nodded. "but there is some different food, yeah." he said with a sly smile. "well?" "they have brain sandwiches, frog legs, gator soup, buffalo burgers, scorpion suckers, bug candy, gator jerky, and turkey testicles, yeah" Everyone, including Sasori, paled while Zetsu smiled crazily. " so about those rides?" Sasori asked quickly to avoid talking about more food, especially the scorpion suckers.
" oh yeah! I love the rides there! they have the Ring of Fire, the Freak Out, the Gravitron, the Thunderbolt," everyone zoned out as Deidara listed the rides. " and the Yo Yo, yeah!" Deidara was jumping up and down in his seat. "if your going to bounce up and down, it might as well be my lap." Sasori smirked. Everyone laughed while Deidara turned a bright red. Pein walked in covered in lipstick smudges and hickeys. "well I think you all know enough about the fall festival, so go wash up then get some rest. We have a long day ahead of us." everyone nodded and made a mad dash upstairs. Their was only two bathrooms in the whole base. One upstairs and one in Pein and Konan's room. Deidara and Sasori were the first ones upstairs. Using his stomach cable he got their clothes and shut the door. "OH FUCK NO!" they heard Hidan yell. Deidara stuck his head out the door and stuck his tongue out. Hidan flicked him off as soon as he closed the door. Bangs and several swearing was heard outside the door. They had a time limit on the water thanks to Kakuzu. Three hours of hot water then it all shut off. Deidara snickered, they usually took a long time when showering because of their 'fun'.
Sasori stripped his clothes off and turned on the water. Hot water rushed out. Deidara quickly took his clothes off and followed his Danna into the shower. Rinsing his hair a idea occurred to Deidara. "oh Danna, yeah!" "what, brat?" Deidara pouted at the nickname but continued to talk. "fuck me, hmn" Sasori's eyes slightly widened at how demanding Deidara was. " why should I?" he asked teasingly. Deidara pouted and Sasori chuckled. Soon enough Sasori let out a long moan and his eyes screwed shut. He opened an eye and looked down where a warm cavern engulfed his cock. Deidara bobbed his head up and down. "GAH...f...fine...AH!" Sasori moaned. Deidara snickered sending vibrations up Sasori's cock. "DEI!" he moaned. Deidara moved away and kissed Sasori. With one swift movement Sasori had Deidara pinned to the wall. He thrusted in hard, hitting Deidara's prostate dead on. "Danna...mmm...yah...like that, yeah!" Deidara moaned. Sasori continued to pound into the tight heat until he felt his climax near. He leaned over to Deidara's ear and whispered, "play with yourself Dei-Da-Ra" Deidara nodded and placed his hand at his cock, giving it a few tugs then a little twist. "SASORI" he screamed as he came onto the wall. Sasori grunted as the hot walls clamped down on his cock. Thrusting a few more times he came inside Deidara grunting.
Once they were both cleaned and dried they stepped out and Kakuzu and Hidan rushed in, only to be disappointed. Deidara and Sasori's fun had taken two whole hours, so they had a hour left of hot water. Deidara and Sasori inwardly snickered and went to their separate beds. "Danna can I sleep with you, hmn?" Deidara asked. Sasori nodded and scooted over opening his arms to let Deidara next to him. Happy to oblige Deidara crawled over and snuggled in Sasori's arms. They both fell into a warm slumber. However Kisame and Itachi clung onto each other for dear life. They were freezing. Kakuzu and Hidan had taken an hour of hot water so they were stick with cold. They snuggled closer and wrapped a third blanket around them and fell asleep. Kakuzu and Hidan lay in separate beds and were both snoring loudly. Zetsu and Tobi were already asleep. Neither had minded the cold shower. Everyone in the whole base was asleep and were excited to see what was in store for them tomorrow.
Well that was awesome! yah now I must annoyance I might not update for about a week since ma mum is being a bitch so sorry...i am currently sneaking this at night on weekends...still waiting for my cosplay...well bye-z! R&R! should I make a second chppie?