A/N: Hello! I truly apologize for not updating in so long. It was a very fast but even more hectic summer followed by the grand start of wonderful school.

Hope you've all been well, and happy reading!


After many many many periods of nagging and pressuring from his son, Dirk was finally persuaded into creating a Facebook account.

It didn't take him long to realize that he had absolutely no purpose in using this social network, so he resorted to spreading the knowledge of Dwarven Vows through his statuses.

His first Facebook status said, "Dirk: Dwarven Vow #1- Let's all work together for a peaceful world. (2 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone)"

Dirk and 6 others liked this.

Dirk left a comment only a minute later saying, "Dwarven Vow #2- Never abandon someone in need."

Dirk left another comment immediately after saying, "Dwarven Vow #3- Cross even a stone bridge after you've tested it.*"

Lloyd Irving left a comment saying, "Dad! You finally got the Facebook app!"

Dirk left a comment saying, "Lloyd, do you want to do the next one?"

Lloyd Irving left a comment saying, "Fine, fine. Dwarven vow #4- don't depend on others. Walk on your own two legs! :D"

Dirk left a very proud comment saying, "That's my boy."

Botta left a rather threatening comment saying, "New target available... Heheheh."

Lloyd Irving left a comment saying, "Dad, I think you should delete your Facebook account..."

Dirk left a comment saying, "Dwarven Vow #5- The more you add, the worse it gets."

Lloyd Irving left a comment saying, "-_-"

Could Dwarven Vow #5 refer to the fact that the more friends Botta makes on Facebook, the worse things could get?


It was quite clear to everyone that after almost two years of fooling around with Facebook almost every single day, Botta's childish actions would not die anytime soon.

For those who were not clear of this, they became crystal clear after seeing Botta's most recent Facebook status.

His status said, "Botta Is pregnant. (13 minutes ago)"

Botta left a comment saying, "With Yuan's child..."

Botta left another comment saying, "..."

Botta left one more comment saying, "Apologies to Martel..."

Genis Sage left a comment saying, "What the heck! That's gross, Botta!"

Regal Bryant also said a comment saying, "This image cannot be unseen..."

Mithos left a strange comment saying, "How dare you cheat on my sister, Yuan!"

Genis Sage left a comment saying, "Uh, Mithos? Are you being serious right now?"

Mithos left a comment saying, "I have recently discovered and have been experimenting with the act of internet 'trolling'."

Mithos left a comment saying, "I think I'm doing a spectacular job. Don't you think so, Genis?"

Genis Sage left a comment saying, "Sigh."


Not too long ago, Mithos had made a public suggestion to Yuan to throw a potluck, and it seemed as though Yuan would go along with the dare when a post appeared on everyone's news feed.

"Yuan created the event The Semi-Annual Renegades of Sylvarant and Tethe'alla's Ultra Super Sonic Potluck. (8 minutes ago)"

Botta, Noishe, and 2 others liked this.

Botta left the first comment saying, "YAY!"

Mithos left a satisfied comment saying, "So you DID end up planning a potluck! How pathetic. Let's see just how great your little potluck will be, Yuan."

Kratos Aurion found this post suspicious, and left comment saying, "'Ultra Super Sonic Potluck'... Hm."

Yuan left the first of a few comments saying, "..."

Yuan left another comment saying, "Botta."

Yuan left another comment saying, "Get your hacking ass to my office."

Yuan left another comment saying, "Immediately."

Yuan left his final comment saying, "NOW."

Genis Sage left an impressed comment saying, "Wow, Botta's hacking is taking a shorter and shorter amount of time!"

Zelos Wilder shook his head and left a comment saying, "Damn, Botta. Don't push your luck!"


A/N: *Actually Dwarven Vow #32. I couldn't come up with a vow on my own...

Thanks to Mira Moonshine, Captain Arbitrary, and splitheart1120 for all your ideas! Invites to the The Semi-Annual Renegades of Sylvarant and Tethe'alla's Ultra Super Sonic Potluck for you :)

Happy Thanksgiving to fellow Canadian citizens!