Ask The Cast of Yugioh

A Yoai written by Marik and Bakura

A Message from the Author: A dare from my Ask the Cast of Yugioh.

The dare asked Marik and Bakura to write a yoai fanfic so here it is. Both decided that they only had thirty seconds before they switched between who wrote what so that each could get their own voice. Unfortunately this lead to some . . . artistic differences.

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Cheerio- Written by Bakura

Destroy- Written by Marik

Once upon a time in the merry old land of England, Bakura was walking down the street. He was sipping his tea and eating crumpets when he noticed something. His Millennium Ring, which only points to the coolest of people and not gays, was pointing towards Big Ben. So he ran as fast as he could, and climbed to the highest room. When he opened it he was amazed at what he saw.

He found the most handsome, dashing, beautiful, perfect, cool, smart, and all around best villain in the world. This dashing figure was known as Marik Sebastian Ishtar. And he was all like "I am super cool."

And Bakura was all like "OMG, I think I love you."

And Marik was all like "I know baby."

But then Bakura realized what a big jerk Marik was and fell in love with him because as in every other yoai fanfic, that is what happens. Two dudes just happen to have deep repressed feelings for another man and are to shy to act upon it.

"Alas we can never be together." Said Bakura.

"But why?" Asked Marik with tears in his eyes like a little girl.

Bakura let out a manly sigh and replied, " Because there is an evil Egyptian pharaoh who is a total jerk and hogs all the screen time."

Marik at this point ran up to his hero and held him tightly. Marik openly wept into his British savior.

Then Marik closed his eyes and said, "Oh, I am so lonely. Sleep with me because I am a slut."

So Bakura tried to get it up, but can't because he is about as gifted as Ken. His Britishness, had failed him yet again, because let's face it Britain sucks. So they went on a magical quest in search of the magical British beaver hat worn by the gaurds in front of the palace in order to give Bakura male parts.

So they went on and found the bearskin hat and gave Bakura the biggest willy Marik had every seen. Because let's face it, Marik has seen some one eyed wonder weasels before. A LOT of them as a matter of fact..

But then the evil Egyptian pharaoh came in and was all like, " Argh! I be here to destroy you both because I am stupid." So Marik used the all-powerful Millennium Rod to destroy the pharaoh with the yellow squiggly lines of doom.

And so Marik and Bakura lived happily ever after. Even though Marik is a bloody wanker!

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