A/N: You thought I was kidding, weren't you?

In case you can't tell, this is a Crack Fic. That said, that means absolutely nothing when I'm involved. Some of my best stuff would shallowly be called Crack Fics.

Set between Winter's Heart and Rand's next appearance proper. Any chronological inconsistencies can be blamed on the Dark One screwing over time.

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Magical Girl Lyrical Elmindreda

by Shadow Crystal Mage

Disclaimer: The Wheel of Time series belongs to the Creator, Robert Jordan/James Oliver Rigney Jr. I don't know who owns Nanoha, but it definitely isn't me…

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Min Farshaw was having a perfectly normal day, or at least as close to normal as things get around the Dragon Reborn. Wake up, wake Rand, make sweet love for the next hour or so, finally get up for real, have breakfast, read books on philosophy and try to keep Rand calm by her very presence, offer what comfort she could as the day's stresses slowly bore down on him, hear a voice in her head asking for help…

Had she and Rand had more intimate and communicative talks with each other, she'd have known exactly how much of a bad thing this was.

Then she found the talking ferret and was attacked by a giant shadow spawn that looked like Nynaeve's last attempt at a Cairhienin meatball. Running and screaming followed. The dust-ball-like shadow spawn had come dangerously close to the farmhouse before Min had managed, temporarily, to hide from it.

And then the talking ferret had given her this red jewel…

And then…

Oh…

Oh LIGHT….!

Was this what being filed with the Power was like? Incredible!

Though she could have done without the becoming naked and floating in midair part. And she definitely could have done without the dress.

Still…

The look on Rand and the Aes Sedai's faces when she'd descended out of the sky and wrapped the shadow spawn in pink ribbons before destroying it was a memory she would treasure forever. Nynaeve looked hilarious with her mouth hanging open. So did Cadsuane.

Min smiled. She might get to like this…

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And the skies did part, and the lady of destruction descended, in her hands a shining staff. And her voice did call out to the stars, and they did break all in her path…

The Chronicles of Min, retrieved from the Infinity Library by Momoko Scrya, Fifth hereditary librarian.

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- To be continued...

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A/N: Because, let's face it, I always add up to a third chapter of crack, at least…

Maybe…

Please review, C&C welcome.

Until next time, this is Shadow, signing off.