There is no cow level…why?

Prologue

When the ancient Greek Gods were rejected by mankind for being blatantly unbelievable and far too hairy, they fled from Mount Olympus in search of other lands to rule. Their search brought them to the mighty realm of Earzaroff. Now calling themselves 'Geeks' they quickly subjugated the mortals of these lands introducing new laws, shaping the world to their will. These laws, known as 'teh rulez' were strange indeed but most of the population learned to adhere to them. Now the denizens of Earzaroff quest, battle and grind in a never ending cycle of adventure for power, riches, fame and the general amusement of the Geeks.