"Hey there, what's that?" A random ugly kid said as she walked up to a park bench, where a boy was sitting with a candy bar. "Hey! I am not ugly! My mom says I'm a pretty little princess, who-" Yeah, you're mom's a lying hag, kiddo. Moving on with the story...

The other kid revealed his... candy bar and waved it in the girl's face. "It's my Butterfinger bar, and it's all mine, BITCH! You know why? Because nobody lays a finger on my-"

Just then Iron Man crashed down and took the bar from him. "I am Iron Man, and this commercial is so lame." He blasted to two away and took a bite, only to spit it out. "This tastes like shit!" He tossed it into the air and blasted it... then stared at the sky. "Okay... okay good, no freaky as hell planet shit again, good. Now to wash this horrible taste out of my mouth with beer! YAY BEER!" Iron Man flew away happily.