Hi everyone! It t'is me! With a new story! Right this t'is based on the song ' If You Were Gay ' by Avenue Q. Well, I hope you enjoy this!

P.S: If you haven't figured yet,this is NOT a yaoi story.

P.P.S: Bold is normal dialog and italics is lyrics.

P.P.P.S: Be warned that there is a big use of the word " gay ".

Disclaimer: I don't own D. Gray-Man or the ' If You Were Gay ' song. They both respectivley belong to Katsura Hoshino-sensei and Avenue Q.

Kanda: Aah,an afternoon alone so I can meditate.

And no usagi to bother me.

How could it can any better?

* door opens *

Lavi: Oh, hi Yu-chan!

Kanda: *sigh* Hello Usagi…

Lavi: Hey Yu! I'm back from my mission!

By the way, you'll never guess what happened to me on the train this morning!

There was this guy that kept smiling at me and talking to me!

Kanda: That's interesting…

Lavi: He was being real friendly and I think he might have been coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was gay!

Kanda: Ahem, usagi, why are you telling me this…? Why should I care about you ? I don't care. I would rather hear what moyashi had for lunch.

Lavi: Oh you don't hacve to get all defensive about it Yu…

Kanda: * Unsheaths Mugen *

I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!

WHAT DO I CARE ABOUT SOME GAY GUY YOU MET ? BESIDES, I'M TRYING TO MEDITATE ! * Sheaths Mugen *

Lavi: Oh I don't mean anything by it Yu. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about…

Kanda: I don't want to talk about it usagi ! This conversation is over !

Lavi: Yeah, but…

Kanda: OVER !

Lavi: Well, okay, but just so you know –

If you were gay that'd be okay.

I mean 'causehey I'd like you anyway,because you see,if it were me,I would feel free to say I was gay… ( But I'm not gay )

Kanda: Usagi, please ! I am trying to meditate !

WHAT ?

Lavi: …If you were queer…

Kanda: Ah, usagi !

Lavi: … I'd still be here…

Kanda: Usagi… I'm trying to meditate…

Lavi: …year after year…

Kanda: Usagi !

Lavi: …because you're dear to me…

Kanda: ARGHHH !

Lavi: … and I know that you…

Kanda: What ?

Lavi: …would accept me too…

Kanda: I would…?

Lavi: …if I told you today," hey , guess what I'm gay!'' ( But I'm not gay.) I'm happy just being with you…

Kanda: Arghhh ! Shut up !

Lavi: ...so what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?…

Kanda: Usagi , that's gross !

Lavi: No it's not !

if you were gay I'd shout hooray !...

Kanda: I'm not listening !

Lavi: …and here I'd stay…

Kanda: La la la la !

Lavi: …you can count on me to always be beside you everyday,to tell you it's Okay , you were just born that way, and as they say it's in your DNA,

YOU'RE GAY !

Kanda: BUT I'M NOT GAY !

Lavi: But IF you were gay…

Kanda: ARGHHHH !

Haha ! I hope you enjoyed that ! And remember reviews are loved ! Thanks !

P.S No Lavis were harmed in the making of this fanfiction.

P.P.S We double-checked.