Disclaimer: I don't own twilight, or any of these characters.

Chapter Twenty Seven

Bella Swan. ;)

It was only six weeks later that Edward noticed it, well pointed it out. Though I suspected that he knew long before, and was too kind to say anything about it.

I scowled at him, with my arms folded across my chest. "Why didn't you tell me."

"Tell you what?" he asked confused.

"About my weight gain. About fatty over here." I gestured to myself.

"Hey," He scowled. "I did not call you fat."

"Might as well of."

He sighed, and threw me a shirt. "Put some clothes on befo-"

"Before someone see's how fat I am?" I scowled, snatching the shirt and storming out the room.

Edward Masen. ;)

"Someone's getting a little tubs, eh?" I teased Bella, kissing her cheek.

"What do you mean?" She replied scowling.

I ran my hands down her naked body, even though it was freezing inside the apartment I was surprised to wake up to see her naked. Bella would normally wear one of my shirts or just put a pair of panties on, but it was fucking freezing due to a fucked AC which didn't know the difference between a mild cool and an extreme cool and to be honest, no matter how much I'd of loved to take her across the kitchen unit, even I knew she'd get sick wearing nothing.

I wrapped my arms around her, nuzzling her neck. "You've put on a bit of weight is all, you look good though. You always do." Of course I'd noticed the way her breasts had gotten a bit fuller, I was a guy after all. And fuck they were looking perkier than before. I licked my bottom lip, feeling the side of my lips tug upwards.

"Oi, I'm talking to you." She scowled, pushing me off her.

I held my hands up. "I was just appreciating my wife's body."

She hmph'd. "Why didn't you tell me?"

"Tell you what?"

"About my weight gain. About fatty over here." She scowled, gesturing to herself.

"Hey, I didn't call you fat."

"Might as well of." She muttered, pouting, as I resisted the urge to roll my eyes.

I sighed, beginning to feel myself freeze again and threw Bella a shirt. "Put some clothes on befo-"

"Before someone see's how fat I am?" Bella scowled, snatching the shirt and storming out the room.

I rolled my eyes before following after her into the bedroom where she'd buried herself under the blankets, hiding herself away from me.

"I'm going on a diet."

"You don't need to go on a diet."

"I'm fat."

"You're not fat. You're perfect."

"But apparently I've put on weight." She retorted in a child like tone.

I climbed underneath the blankets, feeling my way up her body as she tried to swat my hands away, until I was straddling her, with what felt like her jaw underneath my hands under the dark blanket as I caressed the skin there softly. "Mrs Masen. I didn't make one complaint about your weight gain. If anything you look a hell of a lot more sexier. You have more cleavage, and a sexier bum. And to be honest, you needed to put on a bit of weight to keep healthy, you look good."

"You still called me fat." She sniffled, and I placed a kiss somewhere on her, making her giggle.

"You're not fat. I never said the word, just that you've put on some much needed weight. It's a good thing, you look beautiful." I whispered.

She'd thrown the cover off of us, with an adorable look on her face. "Promise?"


"I'm still going on a diet."

"What for?" I scowled.

"I have a belly."

I frowned. "I only noticed your boobs, legs and arse."

She scowled. "Look at it."

"Eh it's cute." I grinned, kissing her. "Anyway, like I'm one to talk, I haven't been keeping on top of my exercise schedule, I have near to no muscle any more."

"Mmm, I know quick and efficient way to burn a few calories."

I grinned.

Bella Swan. ;)

I woke up alone after having more than pleasurable sex with Edward. To an empty bed.

I sighed as I sat up, picking up the stickie note that was left on my bedside table.

Meeting, sorry.

Love you tons

I humphed to myself and got up to watch some tv.

So, I felt like being a slob. I picked up the remote and put some Jerry Springer on. The apartments phone began to ring and I scowled, already hating whoever was on the other line. "What?" I grumbled into the phone.

"Bella!" Came Edwards mom's cheerful reply.

"Oh, hey." I mumbled guiltily.

"What's Edward done now?" She sighed.

And I giggled in response. "Nothing, just having one of those days."

"Ah." She sighed. "I remember those days when I was pregnant."

"Pregnant?" I mumbled offhandedly, twisting my sleeve with my free hand.

"Oh. I thought you would of taken a test and known by now?"

I shook my head, then realising she wouldn't be able to see it. "I haven't, I've been busy fitting two days into one, sometimes three so I can clear my schedule in the new year."

"Hmm." She hummed to herself. "Have you had a period since?"


I could hear her squeal on the other end. "How long has it been?"

"Since my last period? A good seven weeks, probably longer."

She squealed again. "All right, I'm going." She'd hung up straight away and I rolled my eyes. Sometimes that woman acted like she was on some kind of drug. I sat up, and went into the bedroom to put some clothes on...

Half an hour later I'd found myself back at the apartment again, having gone out to get a pregnancy test. I chewed the inside of my cheek for a good five minutes before taking it.


a/n sorry i've taken so long, I forgot about FF