He looked under the bed, behind a chair

In the hallway, down the stairs

On the roof top, in the yard

He looked long and he looked hard

He thought he saw it in a tree

Tried to climb up and banged his knee

It wasn't here, it wasn't there

He looked for it everywhere

He placed an ad in the lost and found

Made posters and hung them all around

He asked his mom, he asked his dad

He asked all the friends he had

No one had seen it, no one at all

It just about drove him up the wall

He left the place a total wreck

But poor Chuckie never found his freaking neck