I don't own Ranma 1/2. If I did, it wouldn't be suitable for minors, if you know what I mean.

Chapter 1: Akane Gets Caught

Ranma couldn't sleep. This wasn't unusual these days, as Ranma had been having trouble sleeping ever since the failed wedding. He just couldn't get the image of Akane in her wedding dress out of his mind. She had looked like an angel.

Ranma sighed. Well, no use trying to get some sleep now. He stood up and left the now empty room (Nodoka had taken Genma back to their newly rebuilt home, but had said Ranma could stay at the Tendo home if he wanted to). I think I'll get a midnight snack, Ranma thought.

On the way to the kitchen, Ranma stopped. He could have sworn he'd heard somebody saying his name. He listened. Yes, that was definitely his name being called.

"What the hell does she want?" Ranma said as recognized the voice. It belonged to his not-so-uncute fiancée. Better go see what she wants, he thought. How did she know I was even up? Maybe she couldn't sleep either.

"Whatever it is, I hope it won't take too long," Ranma muttered to himself as he headed towards Akane's room. When he got there, Ranma opened the door and said, "What is it, Aka... ne?"

Ranma's brain turned off at the sight of his fiancée, or to be more accurate, the position she was in. Her pajama top was unbuttoned. Her pajama bottom and panties were down at her ankles. Her left hand was cupping one of her exposed breasts and her right hand was in between her legs.

For what seemed like an eternity, both teenagers stared at each other, both of their faces slowly turning beet red.

Finally, Ranma's brain restarted itself, and he stammered out, "Oh, uh.. s-sorry, Akane, I, uh, heard you c-calling my, uh, name and I thought you were calling m-me. I d-didn't know you were doing, uh, THAT, while... saying... my... name?" Ranma trailed off as he realized what he was saying and what it meant.

"GET OUT!" Akane screamed, her face turning even redder (if that were even possible). Ranma quickly obeyed, practically slamming the door behind him as he left. He turned around and saw the other two Tendo sisters out in the hall, having left their respective rooms at the noise.

"What's with all the racket?" Nabiki demanded grouchily.

"Nothing just a misunderstanding," Ranma said, mentally thanking any kami that might be listening that Soun been out drinking with Genma earlier and was too out of it from all the alcohol to wake up. He didn't see Happosai anywhere, but the old lech was probably out on a panty raid at the moment.

"You and Akane weren't doing anything improper, were you?" Kasumi asked.

"N-No, of course not!" Ranma said, turning red once again. I wasn't, anyway, he mentally added.

"Good, you two shouldn't do anything like that until you're married." Kasumi said before heading back to her room. Nabiki followed suit, grumbling to herself.

His midnight snack forgotten, Ranma headed back to the guest room. He slowly began to smile until he was sporting his trademark cocky grin. He was also sporting a large tent in his pants. He chuckled. "Heh heh. Looks like she can't call me a pervert anymore," he said smugly to himself.

To be continued...

Well, what did you think? This was my first fanfic, so please be gentle.