Author's Note: As always I do now own Kuroshitsuji. This is an edit from the original parody song by The Midnight Beast feat. Stefan. I hope you guys enjoy it better. I think this flows a lot better too! :D


Ciel: Wake up in the mornin',
Feelin' like C. Phantom. (Sebastian: This is an order.)
Got my pimpcane,
I'm out the door,
I'm gon' be really classy.
Before I leave,
I'll drink my tea,
I need to get my work done.

Sebastian I'll be taking some cake before my dinnah.

Workin' for the Queen (Queen),

She isn't all that mean (mean),
I need some chocolate cake (I want some, you got a problem with that?)

I work more than sleep (sleep),

Kickin' some ass daily (ly)
Sebastian: Tryin' to get a new kitttttttttyyyyyy~

Ciel: Tsk that won't happen—

(CHORUS)
I'm bad,
Really mad,
But don't tell Sebastian that
Sit down!
Don't joke around.
There's a new Queen's Dog in town.
Serious face,
Fuck this place,
Now let's pick up the pace,
Singin' whoa whoa oh oh oh whoa oh oh
This is an order...

Stay up till 11,
When bedtime's at 9.
Sebastian: Time for bed Bocchan—
Ciel: SHUT UP MAN! I'M ALMOST DONE!
Now the clients are linin' up,
'Cuz they want more money.
But Sebastian cut them out,
If some are funny.
I'm hatin' Lizzie and the hoes (hoes),
Bard's blowing up the stove (stove),
Sebastian: He burn the manor down again!
Ciel: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
Eating my cake (yum yum),
Not leavin' any crumbs (crumbs).
Grell: Have sex with Sebas-chan, without telling him I'm a man! *kiss kiss* SEBAS-CHAAAAN~

***Music Cut Off***

Ciel: . . .What?
Sebastian: I'm very uncomfortable Bocchan.
Ciel: Get rid of him Sebastian, that's an order!
Grell: BUT SEBAS—*silence*

***Music On***

(CHOURS)
I'm bad,
Really mad,
But don't tell Sebastian that
Sit down!
Don't joke around.
There's a new Queen's Dog in town.
Serious face,
Fuck this place,
Now let's pick up the pace,
Singin' whoa whoa oh oh oh whoa oh oh
This is an order...

Ciel: This is the part where the sun goes down.
Sebastian: This is the part where I start to pound.
Ciel: This is the part where I run around.
Sebastian: This is the part where he screams real loud.
Ciel: This is the part where—Uh Se-Sebastian what are you doing? Wait! NO STOP!
DON'T! DON'T STOP! SEBASTIAN THAT'S AN ORDER!
Sebastian: *smirk* Yes, my lord. I won't stop ever…
Ciel: Wait…what?

(CHORUS)
I'm bad,
Really mad,
But don't tell Sebastian that.
Sit down,
Don't joke around.
There's a new Queen's Dog in town.
Serious face,
Suck this place,
Now let's pick up the pace,
Moanin' whoa whoa oh oh oh whoa oh oh ahhhh~ ahhh!

Sebastian: Yes, my lord…
Ciel: Yes, right there! Oh Sebastian there! OH GOD THERE!

Sebastian: Now let's pick up the pace Bocchan,
Ciel: Moanin' whoa whoa oh oh oh whoa oh oh ahhhh~ ahhh!