So it's kind of short and crude but I think it summarizes their relationship perfectly. Or maybe that's just my bias for hate/love talking. This was for you, Kahty!
Pokemon isn't mine.
In Which Red Sucks Green's Dick
For someone who didn't talk much, Red sure knew how to give great head.
"Oh fuck," Green groaned, one hand resting on top of Red's hat, keeping the boy firmly in place.
Blowjobs in the gym were probably the best thing ever, he decided. He'd have to make it a new rule: every time Red came to visit, he'd have to go down on Green. Yeah, he liked the sound of that.
"T-take off that stupid hat," he commanded.
Red just looked up at him through his dark lashes, daring him to try and remove his favourite article of clothing. Green didn't know why he was attached to the stupid thing. Honestly, it was in his way. He could be carding his fingers through that soft hair right now; tugging at it and pushing Red down over his cock more. The hat was only blocking his view and making itself an eyesore.
So Green quickly snatched the hat from Red's head and tossed it in a random direction, ready to enjoy this blowjob to its fullest. Red, however, had stopped immediately, glaring at Green in silence.
"What?" he snapped, "S'not like you need it!"
Red continued to glare.
"It's a fucking hat. You can put it back on when you're done."
Red sniffed, stubbornly refusing to continue.
Green ran a hand down his face in exasperation, "Oh my fuck-fine! Get your hat and hurry up before I wilt here!"
Nodding, Red retrieved the item quickly, placing it back on his head where it belonged. He flashed Green a faint, smug smile before taking his cock back into his mouth.
Groaning again, Green's hand went back to its previous position, only a hint of a scowl on his face, "This better be the best climax I've ever had."
Fuck that stupid hat anyway.
Ha ha ha why do I write oh my god.