So, here is the long awaited sequel to "Don't Trust Pete!" Granted, it's not even in the same fandom, but hey! Us lyrically challenged people have to take what we can get! Hehe, hope you enjoy.

Thank you, to my fabby spell-checker/beta/slave CMD, w/out whom I would be a much happier, albeit worsly written person. (receive smack from CMD) I mean, a worse author.

UFOs

(parody of "Airplanes" by B.o.B. Feat. Hayley Williams of Paramore)

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like UFOs?

I could really use some proof right now,

proof right now,

proof right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like UFOs?

I could really use some proof right now,

proof right now,

proof right now.

I could use a dream or a genie or a wish

to go back to a place much simpler than this

cause after all the files and mysteries and cases

and all the suspects and traitors and faces

and all the investigations full of badness

there comes a time when you're lost in the madness.

And then you're staring at that phone in your lap,

and you're hoping that Skinner never calls you back.

But that's just how the story is told.

You get another hand soon after you fold.

And when your plans unravel in the sand,

what would YOU wish for, if you had one chance?

So Scully, Scully, sorry I'm late.

I'm on my way so don't close that gate.

If I don't make it back, then I'll switch my flight,

and I'll be right back there by the end of the night.

Can we pretend that airplanes

in the night sky

are like UFOs?

(UFOs)

I could really use some proof right now,

proof right now,

proof right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes

in the night sky

are like UFOs?

(UFOs)

I could really use some proof right now,

proof right now,

proof right now.

Somebody take me back to the days

before this was a job, before we got paid.

Back before it mattered if I wore a suit coat.

Back when I was waiting for a tip from Deep Throat.

Back when you were never totally convinced.

And you'd always ask me, "How is this even relevant?"

I'm hoping that if we could make some UFOs from airplanes,

then maybe, oh, maybe, we'll go back to the days.

Before the politics that come with this game,

Back when if I failed, I only had myself to blame.

Back when Frohike had a huge crush on you

but I was like, "Oh no you di'n't, foo."

So can I get a wish to end the politics?

And get back to the searches that started this s-?

So here I stand, and then again I say:

I'm hoping we can make some UFOs from airplanes.

Can we pretend that airplanes

in the night sky

are like UFOs?

(UFOs)

I could really use some proof right now,

proof right now,

proof right now.

Can we pretend that airplanes

in the night sky

are like UFOs?

(UFOs)

I could really use some proof right now,

proof right now,

proof right now.

I could really some proof right now.

I could really use some proof right now.

Like, like, like UFOs.

I could really use some proof right now.

Some proof,

proof right now.

Okay, I know convinced doesn't really rhyme with relevant. And I am aware that Mulder is not a gangster and/or rapper. But one day my sister and I were singing the real song, and I mused, "Wouldn't it totally ROCK if we applied this to Mulder?" and then I started tossing words around, and voila!