Mr. Patch's Lament
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I love Mr. Patch. So much that I wore this little number for him.
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Alone in my tent, nothing but grass and beach balls abound...
Alone, just me and my balls... nothing else, pity sound.
Ten years and counting... that's quite a long time.
Though for me, I've been out of the spotlight. It's easy to relax, but too unfortunate to celebrate.
I was a fearful opponent who would get things wrecked... had it not been for that bear and bird, who ended my trek.
My time has come, and come has it gone.
Though all things considered, I still should have won.