S1 Episode 1: Everything Changes


From: toshikosato torchwood . net

To: ladykiller torchwood . net, workaholic torchwood . net, thecaptain torchwood . net, thecaffeinator torchwood . net

RE: Murder at the city centre

Hi guys

There's been a murder down at Llangyfelach Lane. We should get there quickly before the police take the body.

Tosh


From: workaholic torchwood . net

To: toshikosato torchwood . net, thecaptain torchwood . net, thecaffeinator torchwood . net, ladykiller torchwood . net

What a coincidence, I'm already down there. Bring the glove, I'll meet you in the Centre, we'll drive down.


From: ladykiller torchwood . net

To: toshikosato torchwood . net, thecaptain torchwood . net, thecaffeinator torchwood . net, workaholic torchwood .net

RE: Murder at the city centre

Tosh. It's bloody pouring down. It's freezing. Can't we wait until someone gets murdered on a nice sunny day... scrap that I forgot this is Wales. Bloody hell. I guess I'll meet you all at the Hub.

Cheers (or not)

Dr Owen Harper


From: thecaffeinator torchwood . net

To: thecaptain torchwood . net

RE: Snoopy mcsnoopington

Sir, what do you want me to do about Snoopy McSnoopington? Suzie told me you were being watch by some PC - should I bother to track her down and Retcon?

Ianto


From: thecaptain torchwood . net

To: thecaffeinator torchwood . net

RE: Snoopy mcsnoopington

I've got the feeling this won't be the last we see of this one. Never mind, I could be wrong. If she gives us any more grief we'll start with procedures. Go home and get some rest and come back early tomorrow morning. We need to see whether we can get any more fresh meat for the glove.

Jack


From: ilovedanishes harwoodshaulage . uk

To: proudtobewelsh cardiffpolice . net

RE: R U OK?

i just got an email from Andy he says u've had a hit to the head. R U OK? I hope u get sick leave 4 this

love Rhys


From: proudtobewelsh cardiffpolice . net

To: ilovedanishes harwoodshaulage . uk

RE: R U OK?

I'm fine Rhys, really. Just a silly knock to the head and a couple of stitches, that's all. I'll be home soon.

Love Gwen xox


From: thecaptain torchwood . net

To: toshikosato torchwood . net, workaholic torchwood . net, ladykiller torchwood . net, thecaffeinator torchwood . net

RE: Snoopy mcsnoopington

I think we should let this one in, what does everyone else think? Oh, look she's got pizza! That's it, Ianto, open the doors - I'm starving. I just hope it's not vegetarian.

Ok - everyone remember to keep a straight face. Don't ruin the suspense - I have a great bit I want to play out.


From: ladykiller torchwood . net

To: toshikosato torchwood . net

RE: Snoopy mcsnoopington

Shame Jack has to Retcon this one, she's kinda hot, if not a little nosey. She's got a good rack.


From: toshikosato torchwood . net

To: ladykiller torchwood . net

RE: Snoopy mcsnoopington

Hm? I hadn't noticed. Besides, I don't think that's very appropriate language for the workplace, Owen.


From: toshikosato torchwood . net

To: workaholic torchwood . net

RE: Snoopy mcsnoopington

Suzie, do you think the intruder's pretty?


From: workaholic torchwood . net

To: toshikosato torchwood . net

RE: Snoopy mcsnoopington

You're gorgeous, Tosh. But I don't know why you're asking me. If you're just looking for someone to give you a self-esteem boost you might want to invest an interest in my life once in while. You're not the only one with problems, Tosh.


From: proudtobewelsh cardiffpolice . net

To: Gary's Computer Repairs (Cardiff Branch)

RE: Broken computer

Hi. My name is Gwen Cooper, my computer is playing up for some reason. I must have done something to it but I just can't remember, when I woke up it was just a black screen and nothing else. It's pretty jurassic, but it has all my work documents on it so can you please send me a message if you can squeeze me in for an appointment? Thanks.


From: toshikosato torchwood . net

To: ladykiller torchwood . net, thecaffeinator torchwood . net

RE: Suzie

I just can't believe it. Suzie? I feel so awful for bringing the scanner home with me now - Jack is really angry. But Suzie? I can't believe she murdered all those people. I can't believe she's gone. That woman Gwen looks really shaken up. I knew people could break Retcon but then to see Suzie die like that. If it wasn't for her, Suzie would probably be gone, off to kill others. But then again Suzie would still be alive. I'm so confused.


From: ladykiller torchwood . net

To: toshikosato torchwood . net, thecaffeinator torchwood . net

RE: Suzie

Yeah, Tosh, we're all shocked. I'm changing my email address now, seems a little too close for comfort now. I just can't believe Suzie didn't say anything. I never would have suspected her.

Jack's taking that Gwen woman up to the roof. She looks pretty upset about the whole thing. Hopefully Jack Retcons her and she can get on with her life.


From: thecaptain torchwood . net

To: toshikosato torchwood . net, the caffeinator torchwood . net, twatlife torchwood . net

RE:

Owen, I like your new email address. The other one was bad taste, no offence.

Anyway, who's in the mood for a new co-worker?


Review please! I know it's not exactly astounding literature, just a bit of fun. The next chapter will be better, I promise (I hope). I got the idea from the Torchwood website - which reminds me: I don't own Torchwood!