A SELECTION from this fanfiction follows this author's note. If you wish to read the FULL fanfiction, you can find it at the author's Archive of Our Own account, linked on her profile.
I have made the decision to cut off my fanfiction from this site due to ideological differences with site management. I believe that fan-works should be free, which means not only free monetarily, but also free of restrictions such as this site's ban on chat-fics (virtually ruining the Homestuck fandom), second-person point of view stores (it's...a POV...really), and, of course, adult materials, among other things.
I understand that this may upset some readers, but I ask that you respect my decision about how to manage my creative works. They still exist, un-altered, on another site.
I highly recommend you give AO3 a try. Joining the Archive of Own is a simple process, though it may take a few days to go through the waiting list. However, AO3 was created by fans, is FUNDED by fans (meaning it is advertisement-free), and does not restrict anything unless for valid copyright issues. It also has a robust tagging and search system, as well as a series manager, which will reduce the confusion regarding many of my works. If you are an author and would like an invitation, please message me through PM to see if I have any available.
Thank you for all your support as I entered into the world of fan-works. If you're interested in more of my fan-works, including audio productions, cosplay, and videos, please check my Tumblr, also linked on my profile.
Fan-girling with you all,
There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them." -Andre Gide
...Ah! So good to see you, Commander Kelp. It has been a while, hasn't it? I do wish I was able to keep better track of my fairy friends, but there hasn't been a great call to socialize since Koboi was caught. A true pity; I did enjoy my time in Haven, even if it was for psychiatric treatment. Your architecture is most—
...Well. No need to be rude. It is considered socially advantageous to engage in a certain level of—
Yes, fine, as you wish, Commander. Go ahead. I am a captive audience, as it were.
...Ha! Such a useless question! You know what I did, by now, I'm sure. Foaly still has surveillance on me, does he not? And the suit diagnostics gave you plenty of information, yes? Then why do you even bother asking? Details? Well, first I licked her—
Hmph. For being the head of LEP General, you are thin-skinned. Surely you should be more composed about these things, by now. But, then, you are rather young for this job, aren't you? I was honestly astonished when the Council appointed you, after Vinyáya's death.
Oh, yes, you are correct. Terribly off-topic. Let's get back to the interrogation, shall we? Do you want me to swear on a Bible or the Book? Maybe sign an affidavit?
...You must be joking. Those pathetic excuses for psychiatrists? Evaluating me for signs of a lie? Oh, no, no, if you want to trust them, after how it turned out the first time, be my guest. I'll even do you the favor of giving my word that I will speak nothing but the truth, if that helps.
Your first question?
Oh...within a few months of my release from the Argon Clinic. I was a bit distressed, initially. I thought perhaps I was developing another complex. I even considered bringing it up with Foaly, to see if he knew of anything in particular that could help. I didn't, for obvious reasons. Just imagine the look on his face, if I had...
This story, in its entirety, can be found at Kitsune Heart's AO3 account, linked in her profile.