Supernatural © the CW. If this actually happened to them, I think Cas would kill me. And don't ask why Gabe and Cas are there – I have no fragging clue.
Take it Off © Kesha. Yeah, you know where this is going.
"Sam, turn that damn thing off."
"It's the only station I can get!" Sam protested. Dean scowled at him. Sam actually shrank back from the venom in his glare. "Come on! It's better than silence."
"No. Having my fingernails removed is better than this." Dean bit out.
"It's not that bad!" Gabe said with a laugh. "It's actually kinda catchy!"
"Eat me." Dean snarled.
Castiel sighed. "I think I have to agree with Dean on this one." he said. "The song is not entertaining."
"Dean just managed to pollute your mind with Metallica." Gabe snipped.
"Metallica is not pollution!" Dean protested loudly.
Sam sighed. It was pouring down rain outside, the Impala had broken down and was in need of repairs, and to top it all off, the radio in the motel they managed to push the Impala to (and Sam was going to kill Dean for making him push) could only pick up one station. And it was pop music. The bane of Dean's existence.
Cas and Gabe deciding to stick around was just icing on the cake.
Gabe laughed. "Come on, Dean! The song isn't that bad!"
"It's Kesha, damn you." Dean bit out. "Why would I want to listen to someone called Kesha who sounds like she's being tortured while she sings?"
Sam held up his hands. "Enough! The station stays, so shut up!"
Dean growled and fell back on his bed, covering his eyes. Sam and Gabe began talking quietly to themselves – honestly, they got along so much better when Gabe wasn't trying to screw with their heads – and Cas was simply sitting on the bed next to Dean, probably pretending he was deaf. The song just wouldn't die, would it?
Well, if he had to suffer – so would everyone else.
He started singing, just loud enough to be heard.
"There's a place downtown where the freaks all come around. It's a hole in the wall, it's a dirty free-for-all. And it turns Sam on when Gabe takes it off – "
"What the hell, Dean?"
Gabe started sputtering. Cas had to hide his grin behind his hand. Nothing could hide the way his shoulders were starting to shake. Gabe glared at Cas.
"It's not you he's mocking!"
Cas just snickered harder.
"There's a place I know if you're looking for a show – where they go hardcore and there's glitter on the floor. And it turns me on when Cas takes it off – "
"DEAN!" Cas looked shocked. Dean simply smirked and kept singing.
Sam and Gabe exchanged looks. "Suddenly, I don't feel so pissed off anymore." Gabe commented, grinning ear to ear.
Sam laughed. "Yeah. But I think I'm gonna turn the radio off now before Cas smites Dean."
"Or jumps him one."
"Gabriel . . . . "
"Shutting up now!"
Dean smirked. And that round goes to the eldest Winchester. Thank you very much.
AN: Yeah – that song came on the radio earlier today, and I started butchering the lyrics like that – and Curse challenged me to write a one-shot to it.
Got any other songs I can destroy like this? (grins)