Little one shot of Kurt and Puck. Kind of fluffy. Txt messages gone wrong.
Puck: What color of panties r u wearing?
Kurt: I'm not wearing panties Puck.
Puck: Oops, got ur 2 #'s mixed up sry.
Kurt: I have San's number. It's not even close to mine.
Puck: I'm drunk.
Kurt: I'm happy for you.
Puck: You don't wear panties?
Kurt: Why would I wear panties Puck?
Puck: cuz ur girly.
Kurt: Girly or not, my junk would hang out the sides.
Puck: R U Bragging?
Kurt: No, just fact.
Puck: My junk wood hang out more then ur's
Kurt: I'm very proud of you.
Puck: You wanna C?
Puck: I'll send you a pic
Kurt: Puck really I don't want too see your Junk.
Puck: New Picture Message
Kurt: I'm not looking at it.
Puck: Y not? Scared u'd like it?
Kurt: Scared I might throw up a little in my mouth.
Puck: Dude I'm hot.
Kurt: Dude only to narcissistic, vapid, bitches.
Puck: U just described U DUDE!
Kurt: I am not vapid.
Puck: U r so vapid. Look at the pic.
Kurt: No. Good night Puck.
Puck: I go no where till you look.
Kurt: Fine I looked.
Kurt: It looks like a penis.
Puck: You didn't look. Liar
Kurt: I don't want to see ur junk.
Puck: Finn's passed out next 2 me. I can get his junk.
Kurt: PUCK DON'T U DARE?
Puck: Fine. So what do you ware? Thong?
Kurt: No, if you must know I wear what ever goes comfortably with the outfit I have chosen for that day.
Puck: So, U go commando. I do all the time.
Kurt: I'm going to have nightmares Puck
Puck: Hot steamy nightmares
Kurt: I'm going to be sick.
Kurt: No really. You actually made me ill
Puck: The pic would make it better
Kurt: Shut up Puck
Puck: I'm not tlking, txtin
Kurt: Then stop moving your thumbs
Puck: 2 drunk to use thumbs, using finger
Kurt: Thumbs are fingers
Puck: look at the pic yet?
Kurt: cause I just brushed my teeth
Puck: Brittany says throwing up is a good way to lose wait.
Kurt: Never mind moron
Puck: Stop callin me names Muffin!
Puck: New picture message
Puck: More of my junk.
Puck: You like it.
Kurt: For the love of GOD! Okay I'll look hold on!
Kurt opens up the picture messages only to find CD's, a hat, a pair of sun glasses, and an assortment of junk.
Puck: lol later hummel.
Okay I know it's weak. But I just really got bored.