I just thought of this story a while ago and was super excited to write it! Wouldn't we all just love it if all of our teachers were Hetalia characters? XD Fangirl paradise, eh? Hope you enjoy~ I own nothing whatsoever!
You've just been accepted into the Hetalia High School of Fangirliness. Of course you are probably fangirling out of your mind right now. Anyone would. But only true Hetalia fans get accepted into this school for the pure fun of it.
Now, I bet you're also wondering "What on earth is a Hetalia High School of Fangirliness?" Well, it's just like the title says. All the characters in Hetalia teach a subject. You can take any of the classes you like, though it's difficult to choose only eight out of all of them. Though, if you want to know all the teachers, they have lunch with the students, so you can talk to them and fangirl as much as your heart desires!
There are only a few rules at this school:
Don't let France rape you in Health Class.
Don't take the pasta home during Cooking Class with Italy.
Don't upset Russia. For goodness sake, DON'T UPSET RUSSIA WHEN HE'S TRYING TO TEACH YOU! IT'S HAPPENED ONCE AND WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!
Don't stare at Germany's sexiness during Gym Class, because he somehow finds it offensive. We don't know why. Also, when he insults you during this class, don't take it seriously.
Don't let Romano near Spain while Spain is teaching. Unless, of course, you'd like to watch Romano get raped.
Don't make fun of Austria's uke-ness during Music. Just don't. It hurts his wittle uke feelings.
If you think Canada isn't there teaching you about the history of Canada, he really is there. Don't make him feel even more invisible than he already is.
There is a yaoi session at the end of each day, and attendance is mandatory to watch! Bring cameras.
If you don't show up for a class, you'll be forced to be cursed by Russia. Trust me, it ain't fun.
If you are late, you have to listen to Prussia declare his awesomeness for three hours straight.
Don't mention Russia to any of the Baltic Nations or else you'll be suspended. At France's house.
That is really all the rules for now. Have a wonderfully fangirl time!
Lol so in each chapter, I'm gonna tell what it would be like if you were in each class. I hope you find it interesting~ Please review and tell me what you think!