AN: OH MY FREAKING OZ, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THE WAIT, I WOULD HAVE HAD THIS DONE LAST WEEK, BUT THEN MY COMPUTER HAD TO GO AND GET A MOTHER EFFING VIRUS WHEN I WAS LITERALLY ONE OR TWO LINES FROM FINISHING AND MY STUPID FATHER HAD TO GO AND TAKE FOREVER TO GET IT FIXED! *takes deep breath* Anyway...I am skipping For Good because it (along with Defying Gravity) is (one of) my favorite (two) song(s) in the entire musical, and, also like DG, it puts me in tears well into the applause and final bows and as I'm leaving the theatre as well as about the first 15 minutes or so on the ride home. So, even though I did not get my one hundred reviews, I am giving you the post-musical epilogue chapter because I was going to give it to you anyway, I just SAID I wouldn't to give you an incentive to review. Also, there is going to be a HUGE surprise at the end of this chapter! Here's a hint: Adam+Fiyero+David Cook= ?

xXoOxxooXXOO,

Maggie


4-5 years later...

Somewhere in Fliaan...

Fiyero (telling story to Fiyeraba twins): ...And that, kids, is the story of how I single-handedly saved your mother from certain death at the hands of the brainless baboons known as the Gale Force.

Nydarella (girl twin): Daddy, are you sure that's how it happened?

Fiyero: Of course I'm sure! Nyda, would Daddy ever lie to you?

Liir (okay, do i seriously have to say this one, people?): Momma says you're full of something she calls BS.

Fiyero: *muttering 2 self* She actually said that in front of them?...*major confusification*

Me: *hiding w/ Bree, Rylee, Linda, & Adam outside house whispering* Man, this is so much fun!

Adam: *also whispering* What, making his head explode?

Rylee: *do i srsly have to say it?* No, dimbob, confusifying him to no end!

Linda: *yes, she's doing it too, peeps* Hey, Maggie, lemme see ToD and DiME real quick, I've got an idea!

Me: *hands her ToD & DiME*

Linda: *scribbles furiously then hands them back*

Bree: *yes, she is whispering, get over it* What'd you do?

Linda: Just watch.

Elphie: *coming down the stairs* Fiyero, have you seen my-

Glinda: ELPHIE, YOU'RE ALIVE! *tackles her in bone-crushing hug*

Elphie: O.o

Fiyero: O.o

Twins: ?

Elphie: GLINDA, HOW THE *censoring bleep* DID YOU FIND US?

Glinda: Maggie and her friends, duh!

Twins: Who?

Fiyero & Elphie: -_- Go figure.

Adam: *walks in front door* Dude, I tried to stop 'em.

Bree: *following him* Did not!

Rylee: *also following* Yeah, you just said something about making Fiyero's head explode!

Fiyero: O.e ADAM, HOW COULD YOU, I THOUGHT WE WERE HOMEBOYS!

Twins: YAAAAAAAAY, FREE SHOW!

Fiyero: Great, my own kids think the idea of my brain going kablooie is funny!

Elphie: *puts hands on hips* And whose fault is that?

Fiyero: What the heck is that supposed to mean?

Elphie: I'm not the one who passed on the stupid gene, Fiyero!

Me & the girls: YAAAAAAAAY, FREE SHOW!

Edward Cullen: Okay, THAT didn't give me the strongest sense of deja vu ever.

Renesmee: I know, right?

Elphie: WHAT THE HECK, HOW DID ALL OF YOU GET INTO OUR HOU-Maggie, hand it over.

Me: *looks all innocent* Hand what over?

Elphie: The binder.

Me: What binder?

Elphie: Don't you 'what binder' ME, young lady!

Rylee: Why, Miss Elphaba, I'm sure we don't know what you MEAN.

Elphie: Don't encourage her, Rylee! Maggie, give it to me NOW!

Me: I don't know what you're talking about, Faba, honest. I haven't got a binder with me.

Alice Cullen: Binder? You mean like this? *holds up ToD*

Me: *eyes pop out of skull* ALICE, YOU PIXIE WOMAN THING WHATEVER THE HECK YOU ARE!

Linda: WHERE THE FREAKING CHIZ DID YOU GET THAT FROM?

Alice: *shrugs* Found it.

Nessa: Yeah, after I ran over it and almost blew my tire out.

Fiyero & Elphie: *jaws hit floor*

Elphie: NESSAROSE MELENA THROPP, I THOUGHT YOU GOT BUG-SQUASHED BY A HOUSE!

Nessa: I GOT WHAT?

Liir: *slaps Nyda for no reason at all*

Nyda: OW! MOMMA, DADDY, LIIR HIT ME!

Liir: DID NOT!

Rylee: DID TOO, I SAW IT!

Linda: SHUT UP, LEE, STAY OUT OF IT, WE'RE NOT FIVE YEARS OLD!

Me & Bree: *run off then come back with uber super mega giant sized so-buttery-it-ain't-even-funny popcorn & start eating*

Adam: *looks around, shrugs, & joins us, followed by the Jacob & the Quileute wolves plus all the imprintee girls, Nessie, Nancy Drew, Bess, George, Ned, the Hardy boys, & all of the Cullens, but the Cullens aren't eating the popcorn since they're vamps and can't eat human food. Oh, & then David Cook shows up and joins us, too*

Boq: Hey, guys, what's going on?

Fiyero: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, STOP THE PRESSES! WHO SAID YOU COULD BE HUMAN?

Elphie: Yero, let me handle this, please.

Fiyero: Oh, right, sorry.

Elphie: *clears throat* BOQ WHO THE *censor bleep* TOLD YOU TO STOP BEING TIN? ONLY I CAN DO THAT, IT'S MY SPELL, DAGNABBIT!

Boq (who, btw, is still tin): Uh...Nobody? I'm still tin, you nimrods. What are you, blind?

Matt Murdock: Yes.

Liiku Thriggs: Actually, I'm only HALF blind. There's a very distinct difference, you know.

Niboe (Fiyero's unposted OC little sister): I'm blind.

Fiyero: Niobe, go home, it's not safe for you here. *points in some random direction that may or may not be towards Kiamo Ko*

Niobe: *crosses arms* No! I can take care of myself, melonhead! What the shiz do you think I do with my hypersensitive hearing and aura-sensing abilities?

Linda & Rylee: *temporarily distracted from their argument* COOOOOOL! *go back to arguing*

Fiyero: *facepalm* MAGGIE, YOU GAVE ME THE WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING SISTER EVER, WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?

Me: Just be glad she's not all bad girl and crap with the body piercings and jazz like my version of Sarima is.

Fiyero: Okay, I take that previous statement back, SHE is the world's most annoying sister!

Liir: Nyda's annoying-ER!

Nyda: That's not a word, dummy dolt!

Liir: Is now!

Fiyero: THAT'S MAH BOY!

Elphie: FIYERO, DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM, THERE ARE ALREADY MORE THAN ENOUGH MADE UP WORDS USED IN THIS HOUSEHOLD AND THE LAST THING WE NEED AROUND HERE IS EVEN MORE!

Fiyero: YEAH, WELL I'M NOT THE ONE WHOSE BEST FRIEND MADE 'EM UP ON A DAILY BASIS!

Glinda: I DO NOT 'MAKE WORDS UP,' I GALINDIFY THEM!

Niboe: *covers ears* EVERYBODY STOP YELLING, I'VE GOT HYPERSENSITIVE HEARING AND YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!

Fiyero: Alright, next person to yell gets duct tape'd, capiche? *holds up roll of duct tape*

AN: New word, boys and girls! Can you say "overprotective big brother?" But in a sweet way, especially considering Niobe's back story.

Alice: Hey, duct taping people is MY job, and you stole my roll of duct tape! Give that back, pretty boy! *pounces and pins him to the ground and steals duct tape* NOBODY touches the tape, pal, got it?

*Much like in chapter 14, everybody begins arguing and yelling back and forth (except for Niobe, she went and found a nice rock to hide under until it's all over so the noise won't hurt her uber-sensitive ears) and nobody can tell what anybody is saying, and Edward is, once again, going insane with all the mental voices and being unable to match each "voice" with the person it belongs to. Anyway, the point is that Nessa magically came back from the dead after being bug-squashed by that house, Boq is no longer a homicidal revenge driven bloodthirsty serial axe murderer (though he is still tin), the Trio has been reunited, Elphaba and Fiyero are alive and well and already have 2 kids and they're probably working on #3, and I've got mah FF gal pals to fool around with (even if two of them ARE arguing about something so stupid that I don't even remember what it is), Adam is Fiyero's new BGFE (best guy friend for eternity), and I finally completed my hostage collection!*

THE END!
...Or is it?
*creepy music & lightning flash*

*Everybody (including me, the girls, and all of my hostages) comes onto the stage to an audience that's going so nuts it ain't even funny*

Ozians & Shiz Students: *bow*

Gale Force Knuckleheads: *bow*

Random Ozian Dude, Random Ozian Chick, & Random Ozian Kid: *bow*

RoD: *sticks tongue out* LOOK, IT'S ALL BETTER, I CAN TALK NOW!

Audience: NOBODY CARES!

Frex & Bookverse Frex: *bow*

Book Frex: EVERYBODY MUST WORSHIP THE UNNAMED GO-*gets pulled offstage w/ uber long cane*

AN: Vaudeville moment, lmao!

Sandwich Hunters & Celestial Voice: *bow, even though they only visited for like one chapter*

Madame Big Butt & Wizard the Gizard: *bow*

Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *throws various food items & household/industrial objects*

Doctor Dillamond: *bow* GUESS WHAT, EVERYBODY, I CAN TALK AGAIN, IT'S A MIRACLE!

Audience: *goes insane with joy*

Lion Cub (running across the stage): FREEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!

AN: Okay, I think we're gonna have to change this guy's name from Brr to Freedom -_-

Black Widow Spider: *bows while hanging from strand of web*

Random Ozian Official: *bow* I think I'm renaming that cub.

Every single Animal activist in the room: WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM? *throw daggers*

RoO: *gets hit in forehead by dagger and falls off the front of the stage, but nobody cares*

Joe Mantello, Stephen Schwartz, & Gregory Maguire: *bow*

Audience: *goes insane*

Nancy Drew & Ned Nickerson: *bow*

Hardy boys: *bow*

Bess Marvin & Georgia "George" Fayne: *bow*

Quileute wolves & imprintee girls: *bow*

Quil & Embry: *bow*

Seth & Leah Clearwater: *bow*

Carlisle & Esme: *bow*

Emmett & Rosalie: *bow*

Emmett: BLUE COWS!

Rosalie: *smacks him* Six months, starting today. *drags him to the side by his ear*

Alice & Jasper: *bow, then step to the sides*

Jackson Rathbone: *bow, then fist bump with Jazz, then them and Alice run to the side of the stage*

Edward & Bella: *bow*

Nessie & Jacob: *bow*

Niobe: *bow*

Liiku Thriggs (who is not my OC, he belongs to IchikoWindGriffin, he's just visiting, but he's amazing and totally kicks butt and I wish that I had thought of him first so I could use him whenever I want *seethes with jealousy*): *bow*

Nydarella & Liir: *bow*

Nessa & Boq: *bow*

Matt Murdock: *bow*

David & Adam: *bow*

Monkeys: *bow*

Chistery: *bow*

Me, Linda, Rylee, & Bree: *bow, then bust out in some totally random dance we're making up on the spur of the moment just to show how random we are*

Glinda, Elphie, & Fiyero (all holding hands w/ Elphie standing in the middle): *bow*

Audience: *loses their heads with excitement*

Everybody: *holds hands and bows ten bazillion more times*

Audience: *goes so insane that we could probably lock them up in a mental asylum by now, but we're not gonna cuz we decided to be nice to them*

Me: *runs to front of stage holding microphone covered in green rhinestones w/ the girls close on my heels & speaks into mic* Okay, first off, the four of us are UBER MEGA HYPER!

Bree, Rylee, & Linda: HYPERHYPERHYPERHYPER!

Linda: *into mic w/ pink rhinstones* WE GOT SUGAH RUSH!

Bree: *into mic w/ blue rhinestones* AND COFFEE HIGH!

Rylee: *into sparkly silver mic* AND WE DRANK WAY TOO MUCH SODA!

All 4 of us: *into mics* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Me: *into my mic* Second, I hope you loved reading this insane crap as much as I loved writing it! And now, before we go, there's just one more thing that I-

Bree: A-HEM.

Me: Alright, fine. There's just one more thing that WE would like to share. Earlier today, I was listening to all the songs on my iPod Touch and for once in my life, I didn't have them on shuffle, but anyway, while listening to Adam's song "Aftermath," I thought that perhaps I might be able to find a way to incorporate it into a story since Adam DID, after all, play Fiyero once, and since I can see how it might relate to Fiyero and Elphaba starting a new life for themselves outside of Oz while Glinda is left to cope with their "deaths," especially as far as the title of the song goes. After that song ended, one of the singles that David performed while on American Idol, "Always be My Baby," came on and I decided that David needed to be worked in somehow, as well. Then I came up with the idea of Adam, David, and Fiyero all singing "Aftermath" TOGETHER after everybody had taken their bows in this thing, so that is exactly what is going to happen right now, and it is going to be EPIC.

*lights turn off, then spotlight shines on Adam holding a sparkly gold mic, and he apparently changed into one of his epic performance outfits while nobody was paying attention and put on his awesome make-up. Thick flood of fog shows up around his ankles*

Adam (singing): Have you lost your way?
Livin' in the shadows of the messes that you made.
And so it goes,
Everything inside your circle starts to overflow.

Fiyero (singing): Take a step before you leap
Into the colors that you seek.
You get back what you give away,
So don't look back on yesterday!

*cue epic light show*

Adam w/ David & Fiyero (singing): Wanna scream out!
No more hiding!
Don't be afraid of what's inside,
Gonna tell ya you'll be alright
In the aftermaaath!
Anytime anybody pulls you down,
Anytime anybody says you're not allowed,
Just remember you are not alo-one
In the aftermaaaaaath!

David: You feeeel the weight
Of lies and contradictions that you live with every day.
It's nooot too late.
Think of what could be if you rewrite the role you pla-ay.

Fiyero: Take a step before you leap
Into the colors that you seek.
You get back what you give away,
So don't look back on yesterday!

All 3: Wanna scream out!
No more hiding!
Don't be afraid of what's inside,
Gonna tell ya you'll be alright
In the aftermaaath!
Anytime anybody pulls you down,
Anytime anybody says you're not allowed,
Just remember you are not alo-one
In the aftermaaaaath!

Adam: Wanna scream out!

David: No more hiding!

Fiyero: Don't be afraid of what's inside,
Gonna tell ya you'll be a-aalright

All 3: In the aftermaaath!

David: Anytime anybody pulls you down,
Anytime anybody says you're not allowed,
Just remember you are not alo-oone

All 3: In the aftermaaaath!
In the aftermaaaaaath!

Fiyero: Before you break you have to shake your armor,
Take a trip and fall into the glitter,
Tell a stranger that they're beautiful,
So all you feel is..lo-ove, lo-ove. *is looking Elphie while singing this last part*

Adam: So all you feel is...lo-ove, lo-ove.

David: Wanna scream out!
No more hiding!
Don't be afraid of what's inside,
Gonna tell ya you'll be a-aalrii-iight
In the aftermaaaaath!

Adam: Wanna scream out!
No more hiding!
Don't be afraid of what's inside,
Wanna tell ya you'll be a-aalrii-iight
In the aftermaaaaaath!

David: Anytime anybody pulls you down,
Anytime anybody says you're not allowed,
Just remember you are not alo-one
In the aftermaaaaaath!

Adam (doing echo-y effect): In the aftermath!

Fiyero: Gonna tell ya you'll be alright
In the aftermaaaaaath!

Adam (echo-y effect): In the aftermath!

All 3: Just remember you are not alo-one
In the aftermaaaaath!

Audience: *goes so insane it ain't even funny*

Me & the girls: *attack Adam & David and smother them with kisses and start worshipping their epicness*

Elphaba: *makes out w/ Fiyero*

*fade to black for the last time ever...oh, god...*


AN: Oh my god... This is really it...This is the end...My very first story ever posted on Fan Fiction dot net is actually over...*tears up* I literally do feel like I am about to cry, you guys, I'm not just typing that for effect. I'm so happy that I did this and proud of myself for finally finishing it, but at the same time I'm so sad to see it come to a close. God, this is just such a bittersweet moment for me! Thank you, thank you, thank you, everybody, for reading this and for leaving such amazing reviews and giving me a reason to keep going and...for everything. All your support and just...Thank you. I honestly cannot tell you how grateful I am to all of you for helping the RMS Mad Majesty of Muchness (me) get through her maiden voyage here on this amazing site!

Oh, great, now I've gone and made myself cry, and I'm not just saying that, either! Don't worry, though, they're bittersweet/happy tears, so it's okay! Jeezum, I just...I'm sorry, I...*sobs* I can't believe I actually finished my first story on here!

*wipes eyes* Anyway, while my computer w-was down, I, um...*sniffle* Sorry...I, uh, I finally got the dip pen I've been wanting since I got DiME the Fountain Pen. I also got 3 different ink colors; black, blue, and green (if they had pink, i'da gotten it) so, to distract myself from the fact that I was being deprived of my computer, I used my new favorite toy to work on writing the final two chapters of WRH by hand in ToD Jr., so I'm about to go and put those in type so they can be posted.

Oh, my pretties, I'm so happy, yet so sad at the same time and...It's been, to quote Taylor Swift's Invisible, "a beautiful, wonderful miracle" and an honor to have done this and to have met all of you through your reviews and things, and...wow. Just...wow. *laughs as tears start going down face*

I love you all so, so much, my pretties, I had the time of my life fighting dragons with all of you, and I, um...I think that there's really only one thing left to say, everybody, and that is...

LONG, LONG LIVE ALL THE MOUNTAINS WE MOVED AND ALL THE MAGIC WE MADE!