OMG! I'm so sorry I haven't updated in like two months. Don't worry I haven't fallen off the face of the Earth or drowned in the floods so here's my next chapter.
Chapter 3: Wahhhhh!
I rolled my eyes as I heard another screaming baby somewhere close by. Why couldn't mothers take better care of their children? Surely they could feed them or burp them or change them so they would be happy? Oh how I wish I could just steal one…
Then I had that thought…
I could hear the baby crying nearby. I tracked the sound all the way to a supermarket. Then I saw it. THE FUCKING BABY GIRL WAS LEFT IN HER CAR! I could just kill the human who did that. That was it. I was taking that baby home.
THREE HOURS LATER…
"Shh, baby girl, shh." I nursed the baby in my arms. She was almost asleep. Then Alice walked in.
"Rose," she started. "Why do I see you being arrested for kidna…? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU NURSING?"
"Chill Ali," I replied. "I'm just taking care of this baby. She was left all alone in a car by herself!" I whined. Then I continued making goo goo sounds. Alice rolled her eyes.
"BTW," She added, "Carlisle and Esme are going to be home in approximately 37 seconds." Alice smiled and bounced off. Good riddance… wait… 37 SECONDS!
FUCK. MY. LIFE!
I heard Esme and Carlisle pull up the drive. I was so screwed. I patted the baby to calm myself down; I really would like one of these things. I had to figure out what I was gonna say.
"Rosalie Hale! What do you have up there? I can smell something unusual." Esme said.
"Coming right down Mum!" I would say I found it on the side of the road. You always hear stories about babies abandoned in boxes. I made my way down the stairs.
"Um, Esme I found this baby on the side of the road and I JUST COULDN'T LEAVE HER THERE!" Of all people, Esme should understand my fetish for babies.
"Oh my!" Esme then fell backwards into Carlisle's arms. "Why did you bring that baby with you?"
"I said, I found it on the side of the road!" I knew she was seeing through my lie.
"Rosalie Lillian Hale, tell me exactly what happened! I know you didn't find Zoey Richards on the side of the road! It's all over the news! As if you think I wouldn't know." Esme screeched at me.
"Fucking hell Esme. Don't be so loud. Zoey, if that's her name, was locked in a car with the windows up crying and I just couldn't leave her there!" I screamed at Esme. God that woman got on my nerves sometimes. Sometimes she was really lovely but when she was a bitch she was the biggest bitch you've ever met. "I'll take her back to the police station, say I found her on the side of the road and return her. Okay?" I rolled my eyes and sighed.
"Fine." Esme huffed. "But you need to watch your language and kill the attitude young lady."
"Just go Rosalie."
I went down the stairs and walked to the door.
"Hey Esme?" I yelled out. "Can I still adopt one?"
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