This is my first song fic, so it may be corny.Enjoy, and do remember to review.

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Disclaimer: I do not own Dungeon Keeper and I'm not Al Stewart, so I don't own his great works.

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"Strange Keeper"


You're a strange Keeper,
You come from a strange heir,

You're a strange Keeper,
I don't understand your evilness,

Your Misstress' is takin' whips although shes lookin' to escape,
Your Horned Reaper's in the prison startin' to deteriate,
Just another runner never made to the take,

Your Dragon gets his kicks settin' everything on fire,
Your little Beetle always lets my chickens out of my hatchery,
Your Warlock wants to prove he needs a raise,

You're a strange Keeper,
You come from a strange heir,

You're a strange Keeper,
I don't understand your artisticness,

Your Imp's a miner and his things are a delight,
He likes gold and gems and everything in the walls,
He collects them in his bag in the middle of payday,

Every payday is a nightmare and its givin' me the chills,
Everybody ends up fighting I remember it still,
The only thing that they agree on is its money that they want,


You're a strange Keeper,
You come from a strange heir,

You're a strange Keeper,
I don't understand your evilness,

I think we outta trash this alliance, I think it's for the best,
Everything I say I like is somethin' you detest,
But every time I try and leave you say need most,

I was lookin' for some craftiness I thought you'd be the Keeper,
I Really must've met you when I was overwhelmed by heroes,
I finally got the gems but I never got the cash,


You're a strange Keeper,
You come from a strange heir,

You're a strange Keeper,
I don't understand your evilness,

You're a strange Keeper,
You come from a strange heir,

You're a strange Keeper,
Think about all the carcasses,

Strange strange,
Keeper!

Strange strange,
Keeper!

Strange strange,
Most unnatural!


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I did it! I finished! This only took me an hour! Hope you enjoyed fellow evil, flesh eating, blood thirsty
Keepers! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!