Group: iCarly: "Carlotta 'Carly' Shay", "Sam Puckett", "Fredward 'Freddie' Benson", "Charles 'Gibby' Gibson", "Spencer Shay", "Marissa Benson", "Nevel Papperman", "T-Bo", "Melanie Puckett", "Tasha", "Wendy Springer", "Mr. Gibson", "Griffin Roy"
Mr. Gibson What the heck is a Lady Gaga?
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Charles 'Gibby' Gibson How did you get on and post that?
Mr. Gibson My Korean War friends told me how. Now answer my question, Guppy!
Charles 'Gibby' Gibson I'm GIBBY!
Mr. Gibson Does Guppy have a Splahface?
Charles 'Gibby' Gibson Guppy is FIVE!
Sam Puckett has changed her name from Samantha 'Sam' Puckett to Sam Puckett.
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Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Your real name is Samantha. Why'd you change it?
Sam Puckett Cause I hate the name Samantha, duh, nub. It sounds all prissy and girly.
Melanie Puckett I love the name Samantha, Sam!
Sam Puckett My point exactly.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson How'd you get two accounts, Sam?
Sam Puckett I don't have two accounts! Melanie has one…oh, I see. You're still on this whole 'Melanie doesn't exist' streak, dork.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson She doesn't! You even admitted it!
Melanie Puckett I AM real! You don't remember me, Freddie? *virtual giggle* And Sam! Why did you say I'm not real? I am!
Sam Puckett First off, virtual giggles are super creepy. Second, the nub was annoying me.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson- So you let me believe I was right?
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay ily 3
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Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Who is this to?
Sam Puckett Jealous, Benson?
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson No! I'm over Carly, I just wanted to know since we are friends and all and….Why am I even explaining this to you, Puckett? Why do you care?
Sam Puckett I don't!
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Do you guys have to fight on all my statuses? :*( Anyway, my status is to all you guys! I love all of you!
Sam Puckett Carly, you're a horrible liar.
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay I'm on the computer!
Sam Puckett Which just shows what a terrible liar you really are.
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Fine, I'm lying, but I'm not gonna post who I'm in love with all over Splashface!
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Is it me?
Sam Puckett Sorry to burst your bubble, Freddork, but…IT'S NOT YOU! Carly will never love you!
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Psh, I didn't want to know because of that! I just thought it would be nice to know who Carly's in love with!
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Must you always insult me?
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Sam Puckett Yes, Fredloser.
Charles 'Gibby' Gibson My shirt is off, I feel so free!
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Tasha Aw, that's so adorable!
Sam Puckett Is there something wrong with you?
Tasha Hey, don't insult my boyfriend!
Sam Puckett Oh, sorry. Is there something wrong with both of you?
Charles 'Gibby' Gibson Sam!
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Don't worry about it, she insults everyone. Well, mainly me, but I don't mind it that much.
Marissa Benson just gave my son a tick bath. So glad to know that my baby Fweddie-Bear won't be getting ticks.
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Sam Puckett HAHAHA!
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson MOM! I thought I asked you not to post that! I told you that SplashFace wasn't for private information!
Marissa Benson Aw, I'm sorry, Freddums! How about I kiss it and make it all better?
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Mom!
Sam Puckett Hey, Freddums (more like Freddumb), just thought I'd let you know that I'm ROTFLOL.
Griffin Roy Aw, Freddie's mom has adorable updates!
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson What the… Lady Gaga are you doing here, Griffin? In the iCarly group? You're not on iCarly, last time I checked. And why are you friends with my mom?
Mr. Gibson What the heck is a Lady Gaga?
Griffin Roy It's a free country!
Sam Puckett I don't mind XD
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson What in the name of the Jonas Brothers? You like Griffin, Sam?
Sam Puckett Bad boys are super hot XD
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Griffin Roy I'm glad you think so XD
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson What the heck, Sam? You got a thing for Griffin?
Sam Puckett So what if I do? What do you care, Benson?
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson ….I don't. Go ahead, get your heart broken. See if I care. Just don't come running to me when Griffin's left you all alone.
Griffin Roy I would never break anyone's heart.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Yeah, that's why an hour ago your status was "Wish a certain brunette would come back to me."
Griffin Roy That was about Sam.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Sam has blonde hair.
Griffin Roy Um… I forgot.
Sam Puckett Don't try to protect me, Frednub. I can protect myself. I don't need your help. I wouldn't come running to you anyway.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson I wasn't planning on it, anyway. You two have fun together.
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Um, Sam? You do realize that Griffin is my ex-boyfriend, right?
Sam Puckett Yeah, so?
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Girl code?
Griffin Roy Jealous, Shay?
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Never mind, forget it. You two enjoy each other.
Sam Puckett is now in a relationship with Griffin Roy.
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Nevel Papperman Congratulations, I'm happy for you two. Never mind, I'm not! Bwa ha ha ha!
Melanie Puckett Um, who's the guy above me? Anyway, NO! You should be with Freddie!
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson What, Melanie/Sam? You want me to be with Sam? Well, too bad, she's with that loser Griffin. And just wait, her heart is gonna get broken.
Spencer Shay Sounds like you don't want them to be together, Freddie. ;)
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Of course I don't! He's just going to hurt her!
Spencer Shay Why do you care? I thought you and Sam 'hated' each other.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson I don't! I just…urgh, never mind.
Charles 'Gibby' Gibson Sam's going out with Griffin? Weird.
Wendy Springer Congratulations, Sam! Wait, am I the only one who's happy about this?
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Yep.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Definitely.
Spencer Shay Sam/Freddie pwn Sam/Griffin!
Sam Puckett So, I don't care about what you guys think! But thanks, Wendy.
Griffin Roy I love my blonde-headed demon.
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Sam Puckett As I love my brunette bad-boy.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Blech.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson When will this be over?
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Sam Puckett Never, Benson. Griffin and I…we have something special.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Yeah, something special like that wart on the back of your hand.
Sam Puckett How did you know about that wart on the back of my hand? You stalker, dork!
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Why are you so bothered?
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson I…don't know.
Wendy Springer What do you think about the new Sam/Griffin relationship? I say, SIFFIN FOREVER! So you guys, yay or nay?
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Sam Puckett Yay 3! What's a Siffin, though? Sounds…creepy.
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Nay. Kinda annoying.
Griffin Roy Carly, you are jealous! And of course, yay!
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Nay times a thousand. I don't like Griffin, or Siffin.
Melanie Puckett Nay! Seddie forever!
Marissa Benson As long as my widdle Fweddie doesn't get involved, it's fine.
Mr. Gibson I met your grandmother today, Wendy. She's a lovely lady.
Charles 'Gibby' Gibson Nay, they're not really good together. Trust me, I know all about chemistry.
Nevel Papperman Nay! You will rue the day, Sam Puckett! RUE IT!
Spencer Shay Nay, I agree with Melanie! Seddie forever!
T-Bo Nay cause it sounds cooler. Wanna buy a pickle? 5 people have marked this as spam.
Tasha Who cares, as long as I have my Gibby?
T-Bo Anyone wanna buy a donut? Buy five, get one half free!
7 people have flagged this as spam.
Sam Puckett Why is everyone hatin' on me once I finally get in a good relationship?
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Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Cause it's not a good relationship
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Uh, Sam… I would rethink that one.
Sam Puckett is now single.
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Fredward 'Freddie' Benson I'm coming to your house.
"Hey, Sam," Freddie greeted once he arrived at her house.
"Thought you said you wouldn't come over once he dumped me," Sam sighed. "Well, I dumped him."
Freddie rested a gentle hand on her shoulder. "What happened?"
"He tried to kiss Carly, just like Jonah," spit out Sam venomously. "So I dumped him, of course. At least Carly's happy."
"She's going out with him?" asked Freddie, surprised.
Rolling her eyes, Sam replied, "No. Carly's too good a person for that, unlike me. But you could tell she was jealous the whole time we were going out. Guess that was Griffin's intention in the first place, to get Carly jealous. He probably didn't like me in the first place."
Freddie gauged the expression on her face. "I'm sorry, Sam. I know how much you liked him. If you wanna cry, I'm here, it's okay to cry…"
"Not happening, Freddork," Sam said with a half-smile.
"I didn't think so," Freddie tried to smile at her. "Just letting you know I'm here."
Sam punched his shoulder. "I got it."
3 Weeks Later
Top News: Group: iCarly
Sam Puckett is now in a relationship with Fredward 'Freddie' Benson and it's complicated.
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Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Too, too true XD
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Finally! So I suppose you wouldn't care if I went for Griffin Roy….just kidding, just kidding…or am I?
Charles 'Gibby' Gibson I thought that Sam was going out with Griffin. Ooh, Sam's a cheater!
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Oh my Gibby.
Tasha He's not your Gibby, he's mine! And he's adorable (adorkable)!
Wendy Springer Aww. Well, I guess Seddie's okay too!
Sam Puckett What the heck is a Seddie?
Spencer Shay FINALLY! SEDDIE FTW! I'm so happy; I think I'll go call Socko!
Griffin Roy Ooh, looks like you found a rebound quickly. Trying to get over me so quickly?
Sam Puckett Shut up, Roy. Freddie is better than you will ever be…even if he is a dork.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson I'll take that as a compliment XD
Marissa Benson You've corrupted my poor Freddie-bear!
Mr. Gibson How do you comment on these new-fangled PearPhones?
Melanie Puckett Yes, good job, Sam! Now I get 10 bucks!
Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Wow, my best friends are going out, even if it is complicated…well, I'm proud of you guys. LYL!
T-Bo Wanna buy a doughnut as a ring? DON'T FLAG THIS AS SPAM! 9 people have flagged this as spam.
Nevel Papperman Too bad, I'm the true winner here. I don't have to worry about these relationships and such. I have my own, secluded area in which I may work on developing new technology.
Sam Puckett You're a dork times a thousand.
Wendy Springer Well, I guess you've heard about the new relationship, Seddie! I have no idea how it happened, but Seddie- yay or nay?
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Carlotta 'Carly' Shay Yay!
T-Bo Wanna buy some…ah, never mind. 2 people have flagged this as spam.
Nevel Papperman NAY! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY, I SAY! RUE IT! 82 people have flagged this as spam.
Melanie Puckett YAY! Thanks, guys!
Spencer Shay Yay, yay, yay!
Marissa Benson Nay, my Freddie's gonna get lots of germs from that wild woman.
Tasha Yay, I guess.
Charles 'Gibby' Gibson Eh, I never saw it coming. Guess they're okay together, so yay!
Griffin Roy NAY! You picked the most wimpy, nerdy, dorky rebound ever, Samantha.
Mr. Gibson Yay! Now, does anyone know where to buy old-fashioned men's underwear?
Sam Puckett Wow, more yays than nays. Guess you guys really do know what's good for me.
PS GRIFFIN ROY, YOU'RE DEAD.
Fredward 'Freddie' Benson Yeah, we do 3 And yeah, you are, Griffin.
A/N Another little oneshot. Did you like it? Hate it? REVIEW IT!
Kind of goes along with iFill Out My Profile.
Should I make a sequel explaining how Seddie got together, then go back to where we left off and add some more Seddie? If I make a sequel, what minor pairings should I use? I'd love to do Cibby! Maybe Shendy? GriffinxSomeone?
What do you think?