Lemony: I'm sad.

Wicked: Your never sad? Are you sick?

Awesome: No, she's really sad. This is the last chapter.

Lemony: This chapter is dedicated to everyone who reviewed me. Especially you cazcappy! Lemony loves you!

Wicked: That reminds me, to answer your question cazcappy, in Lemony's diary she says she would dip Toshiro in chocolate and lick it off of him.

Lemony: you've got copies of my dairy don't you?

Wicked: Yup!

Lemony: *Runs to get hairdryer*

Captain Zaraki was the last straw. Yammamoto demanded that he cure ALL the captains. If his precious captains weren't cured by the end of the day, Mayuri could count on running for his life.

Mayuri feverishly worked in his lab trying to determine the best possible way to cure each captain. So Toshiro had hot flashes, Unohana had a Freddy Krugar complex, Byakuya was an imbecile, Aizen turned into a monkey, Kenpachi transformed into a teenager, and Shunshui had no effect.

Mayuri carefully thought of cures for each Captain. For hot and bothered Toshiro (no pun intended) Mayuri suggested he release in freezing cold environment. A reluctant female of Division 12 saw to that. She wasn't so reluctant once Toshiro got his hands on her.

As for Unohana, Mayuri drugged her so that she had no choice but to sleep. Although she was moaning and groaning and withering in her sleep, Unohana managed to calm down and stayed in peaceful rest. Who knew Unohana snored like a grown man.

Poor Byakuya was forced to hang upside down for hours on end to try to get some blood flowing to his head instead of his cock. Once he body evened itself out, Byakuya was back to his same old stuffy self. Granted, he threatened everyone with death if they spoke a word of this again.

As for Aizen, he was had to eat bananas non-stop to suppress his primate urges until they no longer existed . Banana pudding, banana pie, banana juice, banana soup, banana yogurt, banana cereal with banana milk. Your banana, my banana! Aizen swore on his life he saw another banana he was going bankai no questions asked!

Kenpachi was unique case. He had to listen 'Teenagers scare the living shit outa me' over and over and over before his mind became fully adult, thus forcing his body to do so. Kenpachi swore once he got outa here he was going to strangle the next teenager he saw. No wonder he never thought about his childhood!

Shunshui, however, sat back and watched envious of the fact that all the other captains got laid and he spent the day molesting his hand with a copy of PlayShingami. Life was just not fair. Science sucks.

Fully cured the Captains were released, but not before each of them took turns sticking their foot up Mayuri's ass! Mayuri had never been threatened so much in his life, he took his beating and promised to never perform anymore biochemical experiments because they have a tendency to go horribly wrong.

One Week Later…

BOOOOOMMMMMM!

"Nemu, I have done it!"

End?

Lemony: Thanks for reading! Nin-Ni Chan I hoped you enjoyed it!