Stephenie Meyer owns all TWILIGHT characters.

Inspired by "75 Guy Truths (in 20 Words or Less) from the December 2010 issue of Cosmopolitan.

What a Girl Wants, What a Boy Means

Do I Look Fat?

Bella stares at herself in the mirror and turns to the side. Edward walks in, stops, and stares because she's naked. He stammers until she notices him.

"Edward, does it look like I gained weight? Don't lie!"

He studies her and shakes his head. "No. Is this a trick question?"

Hands firmly on her hips, Bella looks in the mirror again. "The scale said I gained five pounds. Five pounds!"

"Doesn't seem like it," Edward murmurs. He stands behind her, dips his head down to kiss her shoulder, and ends up licking up her neck. "Definitely doesn't seem like it."

Do guys notice if you put on 5 or 10 pounds?
Five, no. Ten, yes.

Thank you to Jill for the beta work.