"Pikachu, return!" Ash said.

"Pika Poo!" Pikachu swore.

Ash said "stuff it!" Pikachu pulled out a gun.

"Go, Bulbasaur!" Ash yelled. "Bulbasaur, use MP5 solar beam!"

BANG! Pikachu shot his gun! But… MP5 Solar beam worked!

To Be Continued… Will Ash win? Or will Pikachu triumph over him? Who's that Pokemon? Dododooo Its Pikachu (with a gun)!

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Pikachu's got a rocket launcher, he killed himself!

THE END! PS: The Pikachu was a decoy.