Last time on Queen;
I climbed into the limo. Why were the lights out?
"James, what happened to the lights?"
The lights turned on to reveal the twins.
"Hello King," they growled.
I desperatley tried to open the door. Damn you child lock!
"What do you want from me?"
"We heard some interesting news," they said carefully.
I gulped. This was a nightmare.
"What do you know?" I asked fearfully.
"We know that you're dating Haruhi!" they screamed in unison.
Holy crap! What do I do? What do I do? They knew! THE TWINS KNEW! Crap crap crap! What was I going to do?
"Sire?" Hikaouru asked warily.
"He's fine!" Kaouru snapped.
A plan slowly formed in my perfect, handsome head. Hikaouru was weaker.
I began to hyperventilate, which wasn't so hard because I was already panting.
"Please- AIR!" I gasped.
They opened the door and I literally fell out onto the ugly commoners' sidewalk. Wasting no time, I scrambled to my feet and ran!
"Damnit Hikaouru! You are the worst bad cop ever!" I heard Kaouru shout.
"Huh? I thought YOU were the bad cop!" Hikaouru shouted back.
Chuckling, I sprinted around the corner and into a bus stop.
"Ew ew ew ew," I muttered as I hid.
A woman gave me a smile, "You've never been in a bus stop, have you?"
I turned and saw her. Long brown hair, blue eyes, commoners' clothes, and a baby in her arms.
I gave her a sheepish smile, "Yeah. My fiancee lives around here."
"Fiancee? You're awfully young, aren't you?" she asked, not unkindly.
"See, it's complicated. I know we're young, but I need to be with her. And I know that I'll want to be with her forever, so I figured this was the best way to make sure, y'know?" I rambled, "But now I've
got to tell our friends, and face the wrath of her cross dressing father, and my father who doesn't care about me, and my evil grandmother who hates me, and did I mention our friends? Three of whom are in love
her? Well, them too. And everything's swirling around in my head and I know I should be worried them, but somehow all I can think of is her face when she got the ring and I missed most of it because I was
freaking out in my head! I don't even know WHY she said yes, when I'm such an annoying and stupid boy! I mean, look at me, standing in a bus shelter trying to avoid my friends, boring some stranger with my
my troubles! I'm sorry," I blurted.
She giggled, "That's okay. To be honest, you remind me of my husband a little. You're both crazy."
I smiled, "Yeah."
"I think you'll be fine," she smiled.
"Thanks," I said truthfully as the bus pulled up and she got on.
I watched as she waved and was driven away. The bus was followed by a shiny limo, with bickering twins inside. As soon as it passed, I whipped out my cell phone and called my driver.
On the way home, everything hit me like an anvil falling on Wild E. Coyote. I would have to tell everyone. Haruhi would tell her father, but I assumed that I'd have to be there.
I moaned. What would everyone do? Would the twins murder me? What about my father? Kyoya? Oh my God. Ranka would murder me!
I put my head in my hands, pulling my hair in frustration.
And then my phone vibrated. Jumping, I flipped it open.
"Hello?" I asked miserably.
"Tamaki?" Haruhi's beautiful voice asked worriedly.
"Haruhi!" I yelped.
"Are you alright?" she asked doubtfully.
"No," I sighed, "I'm freaking out. The twins just kidnapped me. They know I love you, but that's it. They're gonna be on my tail until they find out."
There was a pause, "Are you alright?"
"Yeah, are you okay?" I asked.
"You're the one who got kidnapped! Listen, I'll tell the twins, okay?"
"What? I thought"-
"Tamaki, it might just be better coming from me," she sighed.
"I love you!" I grinned.
"You better," she sighed again.
I could just picture her deadpan face.
"You're adorable," I smiled.
"And you're a hopeless romatic," she replied, "I'll see you later. Don't stress out!"
"I'll try. I love you," I murmered.
"I love you too," she muttered.
"Oh, cause that was so enthusiastic!" I pouted.
"Oh, I'm sorry! I love you more than Sandy loves karate, more than Mr. Krabs loves money, more than
Squidward loves his clarinet, and more than Plankton wants the Krabby patty recipie. Is that good enough?"
"What in the world are you talking about?" I asked.
"Obviousley, just a commoners' show," she muttered, "Nothing. I just love you, okay? I love you."
"That's all I need. I love you too," I smiled.
"See you tomorrow," she whispered.
"Bye," I whispered back.
We hung up, and I sat. I was so lucky. To have the most beautiful woman marry me, to have forever with her...
Who was Squidward?
Sorry it's been so long! I kept thinking of different things the twins could know! Sigh. It was a bit boring, but I
promise it'll get better! Let me know if you see any mistakes!